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Bunny: Well let me think. You stole seven years of her life with your bullshit and your charm and now you'd like just a moment? [pause] Bunny: Sure go right ahead. (Ace Goodman) Kat Ellis: You have more than one gynecologist? TJ: You have to play them off. Otherwise they think your easy TJ: [turns to Jeffery] Hello asshole. Listen, since you dumped my cousin brutally, and without cause, you wont mind if I just steal her away will you? Thanks (Ace Goodman) | |
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Kat Ellis: Holy crap. You're worth every penny. (Ace Goodman) Burt: Oh, hell, I object too! (Ace Goodman) Mary: Because someone once said they have less artificial colouring because chocolate's already brown. And it kind of stayed with me. Steve: You kind of stayed with me. (Ace Goodman) Steve: She's in Tahiti, on our honeymoon. (Ace Goodman) Mary: Why is Steve referring to himself in the third person? Steve: What are you talking about? (Ace Goodman) Mary: I never said that. Burt: See, I told you Miss Mo was full of crap. Salvatore: Not Miss Mo. Massimo. Massimo. (Ace Goodman) Mary: What? Steve: I barely know you. I don't know your dad's first name, I don't know if you ever wore braces, or contacts, or glasses and I have no idea how you came to be a wedding planner, Mary. But I do know the curves of your face. And I know every fleck of gold in your eyes. I know that the night at the park was the best time I've ever had. Pl-please say something. Mary: I'm a magnet for unavailable men, and I'm sick of it. It's simple, I love Fran, I respect her, and she loves you. So besides your tux measurements, that's all I need to know. Please go away. (Ace Goodman) Countess of Stokeshire: Yes, dear, I'll tell them. But, you know, they really never take any notice of what you say... Earl of Stokeshire: I know nothing of the sort! As their father and the head of this household, I respectfully submit that - Countess of Stokeshire: [interrupting] That's what I say, you have to. Earl of Stokeshire: Have to what? Countess of Stokeshire: Respectfully submit! (Ace Goodman) Miss Hutchinson: Tie? Marquis of Buckminster: Oh, you know, darling... thing that goes round your neck. (Ace Goodman) Marquis of Buckminster: [tying his bow tie] Marriage? Well now, um, have you ever bought a tie? Harry: A tie? Marquis of Buckminster: Yes, you know, you see a tie in a shop window, and you think, "That's the tie I've longed for always. And I've got to have it." Harry: But we're talking about marriage, my boy. Marquis of Buckminster: Yes, I know. Well... you go into the shop, and the price is a bit bigger than you expected, but you get it, and you put it on and look at it in the shop mirror, and it's the exact, delicate, discreet shade you always wanted - and it's yours! Harry: Well, what about it? Marquis of Buckminster: What about it? Yes, well, then you get it home, and you look at it in the daylight. And it's not the shade you wanted at all; it's the one color in the world you loathe. But you've bought it, and you've paid for it... and it's round your neck! Harry: Hmph, you can change it. Marquis of Buckminster: Not if it's the marriage tie, you can't! Harry: Well, you may be right, dear boy... but somewhere there's a tie that suits you, that goes with everything. You've probably put it away in a drawer and never even looked at it. One day you give it away to the butler or someone, and when you see it on him, you realize it's the one tie in the world for you, and somebody else has got it! Marquis of Buckminster: Which girl do you mean? Harry: We're talking about, uh, ties, my boy... (Ace Goodman) Miss Hutchinson: Do men ever do that, Lady Buckminster? Dowager Marchioness of Buckminster: Of course they do; whatever do you mean? Miss Hutchinson: Why, the girl usually chooses the man, and then makes him think he's done it himself! Dowager Marchioness of Buckminster: What a dreadful idea, and how right you are! (Ace Goodman) Mrs. Dryden: Yes, but you didn't tell me YOU were! (Ace Goodman) | |
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