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[flips the brochure over - it's an ad for guns] Jim: Nothing. There's nothing there. It's all in your head. Look, they can take the money from you. They can take the position from you. People turn their back on you. Everything happens to everybody! And you ain't gonna find nothing in your pocket to stave it off. Nothing can stave it off! Power doesn't do it. Because you never have enough. Money? I don't know. You know anyone who's got enough money? [holds up his Bible] Jim: Is God good? I don't know. All I know is... something may give you comfort. And maybe you deserve it. If it comforts you to believe in God, then you do it. That's your business. (Ace Goodman) Ned: Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me you shot the guards Bob. (Ace Goodman) Stephen Jones: How do you now it's worse than death? Have you ever died? (Ace Goodman) | |
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O'Pat: What is it, O'Mike? O'Mike: He's after our pot of gold, he is. Oh-ho-ho-ho! O'Pat: The devil you say, O'Mike. O'Mike: The devil I don't. O'Pat! O'Pat: And *now* what is it, O'Mike? O'Mike: We must hide the pot of gold, we must, we must. [Runs around the room with the pot in his hands] O'Pat: Hold on. Wait, stop. Here, now. Whoa. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE! [O'Mike stops] O'Pat: I'm Chief of the Leprechauns here about, and 'tis me alone is will decide how to treat the likes of this intruder. Is that clear, me boy-o? O'Mike: Yes, O'Pat. (Ace Goodman) [yawns, and gives OMike, who appears to be legs only, his coat and hat] Porky Pig: All this excitement, I am tired. Boy, am I tire-tire-t-pooped. O'Pat: Pardon me sir, but have you seen the lower half of me abouts? Porky Pig: It's right back there, Seamus. O'Pat: Thank you, sir. Porky Pig: S-some people just can't keep track of their other halves. [Porky, shocked, does a double-take] O'Pat: Now, isn't this sight enough to set the heart crossways in ye? Porky Pig: [high-pitched] L-ll-l-leprechauns! (Ace Goodman) Dave Spritz: Fuck you right now. (Ace Goodman) Dave Spritz: I got hit with a Frosty. Robert Spritz: Why did you get hit with a Frosty? Robert Spritz: What is a Frosty? Dave Spritz: It's a milkshake. Robert Spritz: Why did you get hit with a milkshake? (Ace Goodman) Noel Faraday: Oh, my tastes are fairly simple. Twenty million would be quite enough. (Ace Goodman) Kat Ellis: Holy crap. You're worth every penny. (Ace Goodman) Nick Mercer: I'm allergic to fabric softener, and I majored in comparative literature at Brown. I hate anchovies and I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met. (Ace Goodman) | |
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