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Denise: Well, we've been going out for about a year. Rod Kimble: Mhmm, and it's going well? Denise: Yeah, yeah. I mean, every relationship has it's ups and downs, but... Rod Kimble: Right. I've heard that. And he's a nice guy? Denise: Oh, yeah. I mean, he's really smart. He's actually in line to become a junior partner at his law firm. Rod Kimble: Right, totally. You guys should break up. Denise: What? Rod Kimble: Nothing. Hey, Dave's back! Dave: You guys, the bathroom here is nuts! (Ace Goodman) Rod Kimble: No, she's coming. Jonathan: Okay. [stifles laugh] (Ace Goodman) Rod Kimble: What? Furious Boss: [louder] You're a terrible stuntman. Rod Kimble: What? Furious Boss: [screaming] You're a terrible stuntman! Rod Kimble: Haha, I'm just kidding. I could hear you. It was just really mean. (Ace Goodman) Marie Powell: He choked on some pie. Rod Kimble: What? Come on! Seriously? (Ace Goodman) | |
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Rod Kimble: It's a sham, okay? There's no such thing as a team. You live and die alone. Rico: [to Rod] Do you see what you're doing to him? You're making him upset. How important is this to you, huh? I don't even cry, and look at me. You're about to make tears come out of my face. [screaming] Rico: Who am I supposed to build ramps for? Who am I supposed to build ramps for now? (Ace Goodman) High School Girl: Cool. Dave: Of course it's cool. It's awesome as shit. (Ace Goodman) Ramada Thompson: It's okay. The only problem is I have a nosy landlady. Well, I guess this is goodnight. Topper Harley: I don't want to go back. Ramada Thompson: You don't have to. I don't want to be alone. And by the way... I can go all night, like a lumberjack! Topper Harley: What about your landlady? Ramada Thompson: You can do her too. (Ace Goodman) Lt. Commander Block: I don't see any crab, sir. Admiral Benson: Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs. I went to Annapolis for chrissakes! (Ace Goodman) Lt. Commander Block: Yes, sir. Admiral Benson: Ahhh... I love soup. At least I think I love soup. Blasted shell! It's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot? Lt. Commander Block: Duck, sir. [Admiral Benson hits head on desk while ducking] Lt. Commander Block: Are you alright, sir? Admiral Benson: Of course I'm alright! Why, what have you heard? (Ace Goodman) Lt. Commander Block: But sir, we didn't have dinner the other night. Admiral Benson: Really? Then where the hell was I? And who's this Cheryl? (Ace Goodman) Topper Harley: Yeah? Well, keep it up, you'll be carrying your face home in a doggie bag. Ramada Thompson: What is this macho thing? Topper Harley: He started it. Kent Gregory: Did not. Topper Harley: Did too. Kent Gregory: Did not. Ramada Thompson: You're behaving like children. Topper Harley: He's bein' a jerk. Kent Gregory: Am not. Topper Harley: Are too. Kent Gregory: Am not. Topper Harley: Are too too too too too too too too too too too... Kent Gregory: Not not not not not not not not not... Topper Harley: Are too times ten. (Ace Goodman) Topper Harley: So are you! (Ace Goodman) Ramada Thompson: I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up. (Ace Goodman) Admiral Benson: Be seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any shit. Ah. I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman". You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life. (Ace Goodman) | |
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