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Chance: What's the matter, Sassy? Get up on the wrong side of the litter box? Sassy: Even a great beauty needs her beauty sleep! Chance: Beauty sleep? You'd have to sleep for, like, a month! (Ace Goodman) Sassy: Chance, stop! The blouse is dead! (Ace Goodman) Chance: That's right! And I have to shred it into teeny, tiny little pieces and I - [gulps] Chance: - I swallowed a button. Sassy: Oh, what a shame... Too bad it wasn't a zipper! Chance: Hey, you better beat it powder puff before I turn you into dog meat! Sassy: Oh, is that any way to speak to a petite dewdrop... you big flat-faced butt-sniffer? [Chance barks and chases Sassy] (Ace Goodman) | |
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Sassy: Thanks, precious. Chance: Only it smells better! Sassy: At least I don't roll in it like some species! (Ace Goodman) Shadow: That was your second chance, Chance! Chance: Then give me a third chance! (Ace Goodman) Chance: Wake up and smell the kibble. They dumped us! Shadow: No! Not Peter! (Ace Goodman) Chance: Of course not... for a hippopotamus. (Ace Goodman) [the bear growls] Chance: Uh... gosh, you look hungry. (Ace Goodman) 2nd Dog at Pound: Yeah! Shake that tail, baby! Sassy: Oh, great. Cat calls. (Ace Goodman) Shadow: What? Chance: Rin Tin Tin. Don't you ever watch TV? (Ace Goodman) Shadow: It's pine, Chance. (Ace Goodman) Chance: Sassy! Sassy! Sa... [nearly steps in a hole] Chance: Whoa, gopher hole! (Ace Goodman) Sassy: No, I couldn't. Hope Burnford: But you like Shrimp. Sassy: Yeah, well, I've still got those four pesky ounces still hanging on from last Christmas. (Ace Goodman) Chance: I think... I need to eat some grass. [vomits] Peter: Eww! Jamie Seaver: That's Grandma's cake! Chance: [voice-over] I learned an important lesson that day: cake and polyester don't mix. (Ace Goodman) | |
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