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Joe Sarno: There's no, uh... need to be sorry, Abner. Abner Mercer: I'm dyin'. Joe Sarno: We'll get somebody right away. Abner Mercer: No. It's not... not like I'm scared or anything. Joe Sarno: Listen, Abner... Abner Mercer: I'm dyin', Joe. [Nods off for 20 seconds, appears to be dead] Abner Mercer: . Remember that time, the time... that we... aw, jeez. Joe Sarno: What time? Abner Mercer: I'm dyin', Joe. Joe Sarno: I'm sorry, Abner. [sighs] Abner Mercer: Joe? Joe Sarno: Yeah, Abner. I'm right here. Abner Mercer: If it's not too much trouble, I'd kind of like to be alone. [Extends hand] Abner Mercer: . Joe Sarno: [shakes hand] . To 'let live.' (Ace Goodman) | |
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Interviewer: I beg your pardon? Longbaugh: I said I never killed a man. Interviewer: I didn't ask if you had. Longbaugh: You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification. Interviewer: And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation. Longbaugh: I would say thats a big fucking qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification. Interviewer: No one's ever said that before. Longbaugh: Have you ever asked? Interviewer: No. Longbaugh: You should. (Ace Goodman) Parker: Can I ask you something? Are you a faggot? See, you asked me if I was heterosexual; I asked you the same question, only I was clear about the answer I was looking for. (Ace Goodman) Joe Sarno: Until that day. (Ace Goodman) Parker: I think a plan is just a list of things that don't happen. (Ace Goodman) Joe Sarno: Karma's justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice. (Ace Goodman) Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass! Parker: Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head! Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads! Bar Patron: Go ahead. Raving Bitch: You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck... Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours. (Ace Goodman) Longbaugh: Tell ya the truth, I don't think this is a brains kind of operation. (Ace Goodman) Ollie: If it's anything like the last one... yes! (Ace Goodman) Stan: I think he died of a Tuesday. (Ace Goodman) Mickey Finn: Yeah I...What are you talking about? She's the lucky one to have a swell guy like me! (Ace Goodman) Oliver: Yes, sir. Sheriff: And if you miss the next coach, [draws revolver] Sheriff: you'll be riding out of here in a hearse. [Walks away] Stan: Goodbye. Oliver: Let well enough alone. (Ace Goodman) | |
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