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X-Ray: Yeah, and maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are still alive. Squid: Maybe my mom'll stop drinkin' and my dad'll come back. Twitch: Man when Caveman stole that truck... oh... Zig-Zag: That was awesome. Armpit: Yeah, Caveman did have style. (Ace Goodman) Squid: You got Zero to talk. Armpit: Hey yo, what else can you do Zero? [Zero looks at his food] Stanley: Yeah. Yeah they did. (Ace Goodman) Judge: There is a vacancy at Camp Green Lake. Judge: The choice is yours: Camp Green Lake or Jail. Stanley: Uh... well, um... I've never been to camp before. Judge: Eighteen months - Camp Green Lake, son. [bangs gavel] (Ace Goodman) | |
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Squid: From a store or were they on someone's feet? Zig-Zag: No, he killed the guy first, just left out that little detail, huh? (Ace Goodman) Mr. Pendanski: I'll fill the canteens. (Ace Goodman) Armpit: Yeah, maybe we'll have to build an arc. Squid: We'll get two of every animal... X-Ray: Yeah, two scorpions, two rattlesnakes, two yellow spotted lizards all that. (Ace Goodman) Magnet: Don't even think about it, Twitch. (Ace Goodman) Zig-Zag: Yeah... yeah that's Keith Barrenger. Squid: Who? Zig-Zag: He was in my math class. (Ace Goodman) [falls down again] (Ace Goodman) Mr. Sir: [freezes] Oh, crap. (Ace Goodman) Stanley: Everyone in my family names their son Stanley, 'cause it's Yelnats backwards. It's this little... tradition. (Ace Goodman) Armpit: Yeah, man. Whatever, dude. Mr. Pendanski: I'm depending on you. It should be no labor to be nice to your neighbor. (Ace Goodman) | |
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