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Fook: Yes, to complete the program. Arthur Dent: Well, you can't have it, I'm using it! Fook: Hardly. Arthur Dent: Cheeky mouse... (Ace Goodman) Arthur: How much? Mr. Prosser: None at all. (Ace Goodman) Zaphod: Yep. Ford: You. Zaphod: Me. Ford: Why? Zaphod: No, I tried that: Why? 42. Doesn't work. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Zaphod: Who are we waiting for again? [Waits for a reply] Zaphod: No, I'm serious. (Ace Goodman) Arthur: And men. Slartibartfast: What? Arthur: Best laid plans of mice and men. Slartibartfast: Oh. No, I don't think men had much to do with it. (Ace Goodman) [bursts into a random Vogon building with Marvin's arm, hoping they think it's a gun] Arthur: All right! Where is she! [sees he's in a waiting room] Vogon Secretary: Who? The Director of Robot Arm Repair? (Ace Goodman) Arthur: Er, Dent, Arthur Dent. Trillian: No, I mean *who* are you? Arthur: Livingston I presume. Yeah. Not as good as Darwin I know but the best I could manage at short notice. Trillian: You're the first person who's gotten that right. Everyone keeps calling me Santa. Arthur: Really? Trillian: Yeah, and I thought the beagle made it a dead giveaway. Arthur: Well, I suppose the people who come to these parties are drunken idiots. Trillian: What? [the record player is bumped, the music stops] Arthur: I said all these people are idiots! [everyone stares at him] Arthur: Oh god... (Ace Goodman) [End singing] Zaphod: Hello Humma. Humma Kavula: Let us pray. Oh mighty one, we raise our noses to you blocked and unblown, send the handkerchief O blessed one that we may be wiped clean. Congregation: Atchoo! Humma Kavula: Bless you. (Ace Goodman) Arthur Dent: Who are you? Slartibartfast: What? No. My name's not important. You must come with me, or you'll be late. Arthur Dent: Late for what? Slartibartfast: Well, um, what's your name Earthman? Arthur Dent: Dent. Arthur Dent. Slartibartfast: Well, late as in *the late* Dentarthurdent. It's a sort of threat. You see? Arthur Dent: No. Slartibartfast: Your friends are safe, you can trust me. Arthur Dent: Trust a man who won't even tell me his name? Slartibartfast: Well, um, my name is, um, it's [hurriedly] Slartibartfast: Slartibartfast. Arthur Dent: What? Slartibartfast: I *said* it wasn't important. (Ace Goodman) The Book: It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent were of course dolphins who had long known of the impending destruction of earth. They had on many occasions tried to alert mankind but their warnings were mistakenly interpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a suprisingly sophisticated attempt at doing a double backflip through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish. (Ace Goodman) Trillian: I want to go somewhere I've never been, and I'd like to go with you. (Ace Goodman) Ford: Yeah? Arthur: I think I'm a sofa... Ford: [pause] I know how you feel... (Ace Goodman) Arthur: Um... what's GPP? Marvin: Genuine People Personalities. I'm a personality prototype. You can tell, can't you...? (Ace Goodman) Zaphod: This is the right one! I have a hunch! Ford: [smiling] His hunches are good! Arthur! I say we go! Arthur Dent: Go with a hunch of a man who's brain is fueled by lemons? (Ace Goodman) Slartibartfast: That's Frank. (Ace Goodman) | |
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