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Dick: Um, I can't meet you guys at the club tonight. Barry: Why? [Dick smiles] Barry: Who are you going to see? Dick: [grins bashfully] Nobody. Barry: Rob! Loooky-looky! Dick, are you gettin' some? [Dick pauses] Barry: Oh-ho-ho! Un-fucking-believable! Dick's got a hot date! How did this happen, Dick? What logical explanation can can there possibly be? What's her name? Dick: Annaugh. Barry: Anna? Anna what? Anna Conda? Dick: Annaugh Moss. Barry: [laughing] Anna M-ha-ha-oss? Is she all green and fuzzy and mossy? And you met this bruiser where exactly? The home for the mentally challenged or the blind or the bus station? Dick: Um, here. She asked me about the new Green Day album, and I told her... Barry: Oh, man, finally! *Anna!* That's great, Dick! Really! Smoke that ass! (Ace Goodman) Rob: Top Five Records. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Barry: Oh, that's not obvious enough Rob. How about the Beatles? Or fucking... fucking Beethoven? Side one, Track one of the Fifth Symphony... How can someone with no interest in music own a record store? (Ace Goodman) [holds up three fingers] Rob: Three; [long pause, hesitantly] Rob: I miss her smell, and the way she tastes. It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home. [shakes his head, recollecting, then looks back and lip synchs 'four' while holds up four fingers] Rob: I really dig how she walks around. It's like she doesn't care how she looks or what she projects and it's not that she doesn't care it's just, she's not affected I guess, and that gives her grace. And five; she does this thing in bed when she can't get to sleep, she kinda half moans and then rubs her feet together an equal number of times... it just kills me. Believe me, I mean, I could do a top five things about her that drive me crazy but it's just your garden variety women you know, schizo stuff and that's the kind of thing that got me here. (Ace Goodman) Rob: No... Dick: Not alphabetical... Rob: Nope... Dick: What? Rob: Autobiographical. Dick: No fucking way. (Ace Goodman) Rob: Yeah. (Ace Goodman) Morgan Allen: [dying] I wouldn't give you the combination to the gates of hell. [Stacy stabs him in the throat with a sharpened stick] (Ace Goodman) The Stranger: Beer... and a bottle. Bartender: Ain't much good, but it's all there is. [brings drinks] Bartender: You want anything else? The Stranger: Just a peaceful bar to drink in. (Ace Goodman) The Stranger: Somebody left the door open and the wrong dogs came home. (Ace Goodman) [throws their guns and gun belts on the ground] Warden: Don't worry, they ain't loaded. Stacey Bridges, Outlaw: What about our horses? We rode in here on three good animals. Warden: What do you think you been eatin' the last six months. [goes back in and closes the door] Cole Carlin, Outlaw: Damn him! I didn't think I was eatin' my own horse! He's lying. That slop he fed us wasn't our horses. He stole 'em and sold 'em, that's what he done! Stacey Bridges, Outlaw: Shut up! [smiles] Stacey Bridges, Outlaw: When we get to Lago, you can have the mayor's horse, fried or barbecued. (Ace Goodman) The Stranger: Hmm? Mordecai: What do we do when it's over? The Stranger: Then you live with it. (Ace Goodman) The Stranger: It's what people know about themselves inside that makes 'em afraid. (Ace Goodman) The Stranger: I'm not your brother. Preacher: We are all brothers in the eyes of God. The Stranger: All these people, are they your sisters and brothers? Preacher: They most certainly are. The Stranger: ...Then you won't mind if they come over and stay at your place, will ya? (Ace Goodman) Mordecai: Because maybe you didn't go back for more? (Ace Goodman) Sarah Belding: Oblige me? The Stranger: But I tell you what, if you'd come back in about half hour, I'll see what I can do, all right? (Ace Goodman) The Stranger: I didn't. Mordecai: No. I guess you didn't at that, did you? (Ace Goodman) | |
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