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Wheely Applegate: Dirty road hog! Why doesn't he learn how to drive? Jim Douglas: He knows how to drive, that's the trouble! [They go round a pair of sharp curves, and Von Stickle does a better job of taking them than Herbie] Wheely Applegate: Yeah, I see what you mean. (Ace Goodman) Jim Douglas: That's OK. He didn't understand what you were saying either. Come to think of it, I don't think *I* understood what you were saying. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Quincey: You tell that to the guard. He'll be here in two minutes. (Ace Goodman) Quincey: One step to Devil's Island, if anything touches that floor. (Ace Goodman) Bruno Von Stickle: And mine, Douglas. Today, you break my record. But tomorrow, I return your hello-comeback into goodbye forever. Auf Wiedersehen. (Ace Goodman) Wheely Applegate: They never say what they mean. That's what makes the female the species deadlier than the male. Jim Douglas: You read that some place? Wheely Applegate: Yes, and I've got a mother, three sisters, and two ex-wives to prove it. Oh, they never told me they wanted me out of the house, but every time I came home, the lock was changed. (Ace Goodman) Wheely Applegate: Not in my gas tank. Never! Jim Douglas: Sounds like something clonking around in there. Wheely Applegate: [not giving in to any problems that could deprive them from their chance of winning the race] Well, we either listen to the driver and stop to take the gas tank apart, or we listen to the mechanic and try to win this race. Jim Douglas: I'm listening to the mechanic. (Ace Goodman) Jim Douglas: Herbie! Wheely Applegate: You mean "no Herbie." (Ace Goodman) Jim Douglas: Herbie! Wheely Applegate: You mean, no Herbie. (Ace Goodman) Jim Douglas: What did you expect him to fall in love with? The Goodyear blimp? Wheely Applegate: The Goodyear - - Yeah. [laughs] Wheely Applegate: Anyway, I said "Listen Herbie, we're over here for one thing and one thing only. And that's to make the biggest comeback in racing history. So, no women in training camp. You just forget that little chick, and you can do it. Just a matter of mind over metal." (Ace Goodman) Bruno Von Stickle: I'm sure it should be easy to keep clean. All you got to do is drop it in the washing machine, along with your socks. Wheely Applegate: Appreciate your humor. But just don't you worry about this little washing machi - ... [Jim elbows him] Wheely Applegate: - car! [Von Sticle cracks up at his slip of tongue] Wheely Applegate: It's a REAL JEWEL! (Ace Goodman) Race official: Douglas. Ah, yes, Monsieur Douglas. You're in the heat after this one. Good luck. Bruno Von Stickle: That's the same heat I'm in, Douglas. You're going to need more than luck. You're going to need wings. Wheely Applegate: Oh, yeah? Well, you may just be in for a little surprise. Bruno Von Stickle: [chuckles] I can see your surprise. It is very little. [Herbie drives his front wheels onto a hose with a squirter at the end which Von Stickle is using to wash his car; where he look straight at it, wondering what happened to the water. Right on target, Herbie goes off the hose, and causes Von Stickle to get squirted in the face] Jim Douglas: Look for an even bigger surprise when the race starts. (Ace Goodman) Monsieur Ribeaux: I've searched my memory. Could I have forgotten something? Det. Fontenoy: [interrupting their discussion] Inspector, some residue of a footprint. I might have overlooked it, but I seemed to hear your voice calling out "Fontenoy, remember, no clue is too small." [chuckles] Insp. Bouchet: Did you also here me saying "Take it to the lab and get it analyzed, Fontenoy"? (Ace Goodman) Wheely Applegate: He's out of his mind, all right. Over that luscious little Lancia. (Ace Goodman) Diane Darcy: [takes off her helmet] What do you mean "buddy"? Jim Douglas: Uh, Miss Buddy. (Ace Goodman) Max: Double X? Uh, yeah. I'm afraid we- we- we've had another complication. Insp. Bouchet: [through the phone] I'm beginning to think that you're the complication! [now showing him at his office] Insp. Bouchet: [nearly yells it through the phone, but suddenly realizes his receptionist just across the glass wall, and gets his voice down and addresses the diamond in a way, so he couldn't hear him talking about the diamond in a way that reveals any clue that he is behind the diamond robbery] THAT- That "item" should have been in my hands by now! Max: [through the phone] Oh, don't worry, sir. It's still in the gas tank. Insp. Bouchet: Then bring me the gas tank! What are you waiting for? Max: [shown on the phone at the phone booth] We've lost them again, sir. We don't know where they are. (Ace Goodman) Showroom MC: Ah, you mean the Douglas car. It will be here. Patience, my friend, patience. Quincey: If one more person says "patience" to me, I'll - ... [Max taps his shoulder] Max: We better have it now, because if we don't turn up with that diamond, Double X is going to mark the spot where we're buried. Quincey: [sees Herbie finally arriving] Here, here. Don't dig our graves just yet. (Ace Goodman) Diane Darcy: No, no, I - -I'm gonna stay with my car. Wheely Applegate: Looks like we're all gonna stay with her car. [we see Herbie drive up and park right next to the Lancia, where they open each other's doors to kiss] (Ace Goodman) Jim Douglas: Who's giving up, buddy? Not Me! (Ace Goodman) Diane Darcy: 'Boyfriend?' Don't tell me this is your cute way of making a pass. Jim Douglas: If I had romance in mind, would he be along? [points to Wheely] Wheely Applegate: Right. [suddenly makes an annoyed-looking frown] (Ace Goodman) Diane Darcy: Who cares about your silly Volkswagen? My Lancia has been stolen! Waiter: [points to Diane] Uh, your car. [then points over to Jim and Wheely] Waiter: And your car. Jim Douglas: Yes. Waiter: I saw them both. Diane Darcy: Then you saw who stole them? Waiter: You would not believe this. I would not believe this. No one would believe this. Jim Douglas: What? Waiter: I think they steal each other. (Ace Goodman) Taxi driver: [while still chuckling] Forgive me, madamoiselle, I laugh at the radio. Two cars take a ride on the Bateau Mouche. Would you believe such a thing? (Ace Goodman) | |
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