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Sal: My tape! My Julio Iglesias tape! (Ace Goodman) Jack Issel: Never? Max Landsberger: Never. The minute you do, you're screwed. (Ace Goodman) Pete Helmes: What are the chances of war between them? Bob Nixon: Very good sir. Our spare parts replacement contracts could be very lucrative. Pete Helmes: Who trains their flight personnel? Max Landsberger: Well, as near as we can assess it... well, they don't actually fly the planes. They sort of roll them down hills, crashing them into each other. Scott Dantley: Personally, I think that it's a shameful waste of incredible kill power. Pete Helmes: Make the deal. Bob Nixon, Scott Dantley: Absolutely. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Max Landsberger: Were losing money hand over fist. Jack Issel: That's not true. Max Landsberger: No, but it's our side of the story. Lesson No.55: there are no truths, only stories. (Ace Goodman) Max Landsberger: Hey, did you know that the Japanese are working on some kind of micro orgasm. Soon, you'll be able to have group sex on a silicon chip no bigger than my fingernail. Jack Issel: Max! You're not taking me seriously! This place is totally bananas! Any normal person would have quit a long time ago. Max Landsberger: Relax, what are you worried about? Helms has his eye on you. You're in line for another big promotion. Jack Issel: Yeah, as soon as somebody drops dead, or jumps, or maybe I'm supposed to pull the trigger myself. There're really doing it up there, Max. They're rigging things up. For what? Max Landsberger: For money and power Jack. It's the American way. Lesson No.79: when the tough get going, the weak get screwed. Jack Issel: I can't play it like that. Max Landsberger: It's the only way to play it Jack. Jack Issel: What about you? You're not like the rest of them. How do you survive it? Max Landsberger: I just go with the flow. I flipped out years ago. I only look sane, but I'm not. The secret is you have to be crazy to maintain your sanity up here. But you're sane, Jack. That's why you're going crazy. (Ace Goodman) Scott Dantley: Unfortunately, these are the post-Watergate 1980s. Pete Helmes: Well, then shoot him! Scott Dantley: Killing Jack Issel isn't a wise idea, sir. Pete Helmes: I'm one of the most powerful men in this world, and if I can't have someone shot, then what the hell does it mean to have power anymore? (Ace Goodman) Jane Caldwell: I wouldn't be much of an executive if I screwed my way to the bottom. Would I? (Ace Goodman) Jack Issel: Max, I came as soon as you called. What happened? Max Landsberger: [refering to Rabinovich] They fired him this morning. Mark Rabinovich: [drunk] I'll kill myself! My whole life, my career, my future was at INC. I know, I'll shoot my brains out. Make it easier. No problem for anybody just... bang! Max Landsberger: Apparently, a letter with his card enclosed was dropped off yesterday afternoon at the office of a major Saudi oil company that we do a lot of business with. It said that INC wouldn't boycott the Israelis and that the Saudis could go screw themselves. Jack Issel: What? Max Landsberger: Well, the shiek freaked out and Dantley had to kiss a whole lot of Saudi ass to cool him off and they insisted that Rabinovich be fired. Jack Issel: Who the hell would have put Rabinovich's card in a nasty letter like... Max Landsberger: That's no longer an issue Jack. Don't get involved with something that doesn't concern you if you want to survive here at INC. (Ace Goodman) Sen. Issel: [watching it on the TV] No... Jack Issel: Yes, I am. Sen. Issel: Damn! Jack Issel: I'm his son. Sen. Issel: Liar! God damn, son of a bitch! (Ace Goodman) [everyone stares at Kennedy] Al Kennedy: Oh, well I could recommend for it. We've successfully fought off proxy battles in the past. [everyone continues staring at Kennedy] Al Kennedy: No? Well, then I go back to my original proposal. I recommend against any bid would be catastrophic. Pete Helmes: You're wrong. Al Kennedy: Wrong? How could I be wrong? I'm willing to go either way! (Ace Goodman) Jack Issel: Fall for what? Jane Caldwell: For the lie we keep telling ourselves. We do the dirty stuff to get the power. It'll give us all the good things we really want. Then we get the power, we can't even remember what goddamn thing what it was we wanted it for in the first place. (Ace Goodman) Al Kennedy: There goes Helmes now. I'm fired! I'm gone, I'm finished! Mike Hoover: Al, you?re imagining things. Al Kennedy: At Friday's meeting with Helmes, he didn't make eye contact with me once. It's a sign, I'm fucking dead in this company! Mike Hoover: You're crazy! Al Kennedy: Crazy? Mike Hoover: No, paranoid! Al Kennedy: Paranoid? You got your goddamn bag of pecans this week from Helmes, I didn't get any bag of... Mike Hoover: But what does that have to do with... Al Kennedy: I'm dead in this company! (Ace Goodman) [hangs up the phone as he begins have a major heart attack] Howard Gross: I love this business! (Ace Goodman) Jack Issel: No. Is this a trick question? (Ace Goodman) Jack Issel: I say that you two guys, are two of the biggest assholes I've ever met. Scott Dantley: You're way out of line, Mister Issel! Pete Helmes: Jack, for heaven's sake, this is an important foreign policy issue at stake here! Jack Issel: Don't give me this "foreign policy" stuff. I call it contemptible horse shit! You just want to buy yourselves a country like as if it was a stolen TV set. Then, you launder hot goods and dirty dealings through something you call "foreign policy." My God, America's a democracy. We're not some international fried chicken chain! (Ace Goodman) | |
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