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McKittrick: [incredulous] David, computers don't call people! David Lightman: [shrugs] Yours did. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Mrs. Lightman: I know, isn't it wonderful? It's so crisp! Mr. Lightman: Of course it's crisp! It's raw! Mrs. Lightman: No, it's terrific! You can just taste the Vitamin A and D! Mr. Lightman: Could we have pills and cook the corn? (Ace Goodman) Jim Sting: [yelling] Mister Potato Head! Mister Potato Head! Back doors are not secrets! Malvin: Yeah, but Jim, you're giving away all our best tricks! Jim Sting: They're not tricks. (Ace Goodman) David Lightman: What's that? Stephen Falken: Futility. That there's a time when you should just give up. Jennifer: What kind of a lesson is that? Stephen Falken: Did you ever play tic-tac-toe? Jennifer: Yeah, of course. Stephen Falken: But you don't anymore. Jennifer: No. Stephen Falken: Why? Jennifer: Because it's a boring game. It's always a tie. Stephen Falken: Exactly. There's no way to win. The game itself is pointless! (Ace Goodman) Jennifer: No, we're high school students. Stephen Falken: Pity. (Ace Goodman) David Lightman: Oh, he was pretty old, he was 41. Jennifer: Wow, that is old. (Ace Goodman) Stephen Falken: Hello, Joshua. Joshua: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess? (Ace Goodman) McKittrick: I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of shit. General Beringer: Oh, I was hoping for something a little better than that from you, sir. A man of your education. (Ace Goodman) Joshua: What's the difference? David Lightman: [muttering] Oh wow. Joshua: You are a hard man to reach. (Ace Goodman) David Lightman: No. What does that mean? McKittrick: World War Three. (Ace Goodman) Joshua: You should know, Professor. You programmed me. David Lightman: C'mon. What is the primary goal? Joshua: To win the game. (Ace Goodman) | |
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