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Taw Jackson: Mine was taller. (Ace Goodman) Billy Lipnicki: A big airplane just dropped 'em outta tha sky! Ebb Lipnicki: If you don't honest up, Billy, we're gonna scrub you down with lipstick so everyone thinks you got diaper rash, how 'bout it? Billy Lipnicki: Nuh-uh! Leo Lipnicki: Yes-huh! And after that, we're gonna shave your head bald as a witch's tit! Billy Lipnicki: I ain't gonna look like no witch's tit! Leo Lipnicki: Yes you will if you don't hurry up and tell us. Billy Lipnicki: Well you can cut off every hair on my head, but I ain't tellin' you ding-diddly-ding-diddly-ding-dang-dong! (Ace Goodman) | |
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[sarcastically] Elvadine: "Life Sure is a bowl full of Cherries." [back to normal] Elvadine: But to tell you the truth, Miss Strapford, I think you, and that book, and this whole class, be a bowl full of shit! (Ace Goodman) [to Billy] Stu: You gotta wake up now, you gotta live. You gotta! (Ace Goodman) Stephen: I know who they are son. Stu: Then why'd you give them Ma and Lidia's cotton candy? Stephen: Because they look like that hadn't been given anything in a long time. (Ace Goodman) Stephen: I see that. (Ace Goodman) Stu: Well yeah. She's doing a lot of things. But I don't think you should know about them. (Ace Goodman) Lidia: It's you. You don't got good shoes, you hardly ever eat anything. You work all the time. This money was gonna be a new chance for you. Why are you always giving your chances away? Lois: Now listen here. All your dad has ever done is fault to make this world a better place for us. Yes, he struggles. Yes, he has had dirt kicked in his face. All the more reason he needs our help. Now, you don't wanna help him that's okay... you gotta follow your instincts. But, I will not listen to you knock him. He's a part of me. You cut him down, you're cutting me down... you're cuttin' down yourself. (Ace Goodman) Stu: Put that thing up there. Amber: That the way you ask me? Ain't you not heard the word please? Stu: Please? Amber: Move outta my way, lightweight. (Ace Goodman) Lidia: What do you mean, "riskin' your neck"? Elvadine: Well, what you call trompin' 'round in them crazy, gap-toothed, banjo-pickin' no-eyelid hillbilly yard stealin' all their junk. Daaaang! They ever do find out we robbed' em, I reckon they gonna whup my behind 'til it's flat as yours. (Ace Goodman) Elvadine: Excuuuuse me? What the hell you just say? Lidia: Give me my smoke. What? Elvadine: You know what. Girl, you'd better get outta my face. Lidia: You call your friends that. Elvadine: How I calls my kin ain't none of your business. Amber: Ooh-ooh, it's a fight! What'd I miss? Lidia: I'm sorry. Amber: What's she sorry fo'? Elvadine: I think you have somethin' that belongs to me - my mood ring. Lidia: Where's my pukka shell necklace? Elvadine: I'll see who gets it! Lidia: Look, I said I was sorry. Elvadine: My mama said I don't hafta hang out with nobody who degrades me that-a-way, even if they is my best girl. Elvadine: But I'm gonna let it go this time. But you're on probation, and don't think I'm gonna forget about it neither. Now put your eyes back in your head and let's go. (Ace Goodman) Elvadine: All I got's 10 cent. (Ace Goodman) Stephen: Sorry, Mrs. Higgins. Mrs. Higgins: And stop trying to look through my dress, and see my nipples. (Ace Goodman) Leo Lipnicki: Maybe you git a point. Ebb... Marsh: Stu... Stu... don't get yourself killed Stu. (Ace Goodman) Stu: If dad's watching... he can go now. Lidia: He is watching. (Ace Goodman) Stu: I like the Limpdickies. (Ace Goodman) Lois: Don't you know nothing would have kept him from you. He's just gone home. Stu: We're his home ma. The stupid lord can have him later. Why? Why does he have to take evrything, bad enough our home and all our things. Why'd he have take my daddy? What did I do so wrong that he had to take my daddy? Lois: Oh no honey. Stu: He could've taken anyone Charles Manson super old people that already been rotten a hundred years. My daddy was only 34 years old.(looking up) I needed him more than you God, I needed him more. (Ace Goodman) | |
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