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Monty: With honor! Everett: For Honor! Proffesor Pitkannan: With honors! For honor! (Ace Goodman) | |
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Simon Wilder: You think so? Looks like the regular variety out of the garden to me. (Ace Goodman) Simon Wilder: I'm sittin' here ain't I lady? What do you think, I happened by spontaneous combustion? (Ace Goodman) Simon Wilder: EFGHIJ. (Ace Goodman) Courtney: We're not lovers, we're roommmates and we respect each others' space. Simon Wilder: You respect each others' empty air? That's very profound for a couple of Harvard students. (Ace Goodman) Everett: To get this thing running? Six. Simon Wilder: Eight. Everett: Seven. Simon Wilder: Eight. Everett: Okay, nine, but that's my final offer. Simon Wilder: Didn't you used to run a saving and loan? (Ace Goodman) Simon Wilder: No, I'm a Zen Buddhist, but that's close enough. (Ace Goodman) Donation Student: Well I hope it's the USA. Simon Wilder: Wrong. It's donation. (Ace Goodman) Proffesor Pitkannan: At Harvard we don't end our sentences with prepositions. Simon Wilder: Okay. Which door do I leave from, asshole? (Ace Goodman) Proffesor Pitkannan: Faith in the wisdom of the people is exactly what makes the Constitution incomplete and crude. Simon Wilder: Crude? No, sir. Our "founding parents" were pompous, white, middle-aged farmers, but they were also great men. Because they knew one thing that all great men should know: that they didn't know everything. Sure, they'd make mistakes, but they made sure to leave a way to correct them. The president is not an "elected king," no matter how many bombs he can drop. Because the "crude" Constitution doesn't trust him. He's just a bum, okay Mr. Pitkannan? He's just a bum. (Ace Goodman) Everett: No, but you can have one. [Courtney pulls out a whole string of condoms] Everett: Endurance test? Courtney: More like pop quiz. (Ace Goodman) Monty: I'm ending our friendship. (Ace Goodman) Monty: Not always. Simon Wilder: Yes, they are, they're perfect. Don't matter if they're skinny, fat, blond or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy, oh, boy, women are perfect. (Ace Goodman) Simon Wilder: Winners forget they're in a race, they just love to run. You try too hard. (Ace Goodman) Luke: No grandma. No cream cakes. Helga: And no shortbread either. Soon I will be eating the same diet as your mice. (Ace Goodman) Luke: My grandma! Miss Eva Ernst: An old adversary I have discovered... very old... Luke: If you hurt my grandma... Miss Eva Ernst: Silence! (Ace Goodman) Helga: No. Not next time. This time it's your turn! (Ace Goodman) [points] Grand High Witch: Why? One child a week is no good to me! Woman in Black: [stands] We will do better! We will do much better! Grand High Witch: Better is no good either! I demand maximum results! (Ace Goodman) | |
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