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Tom Marshall: That's gonna be an ugly mantlepiece. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Tom Marshall: Yeah? Yeah? Why don't you try to put those numbers together. Yeah. I shot a class 45, and haven't lost a man yet. River Guide: Lie to me! I don't care. I'm not the one who's going to drown. (Ace Goodman) Tom Marshall: Yeah? Yeah? Why don't you try to put those numbers together. Yeah. I shot a class 45, and haven't lost a man yet. (Ace Goodman) Tom Marshall: I about shit. Dan Mott: I did shit. Jerry Conlaine: Oh shit! Dan Mott: What? Oh, shit!? Oh, shit! What? Oh, shit? Dan Mott: [while falling off the waterfall] [all together shout] Dan Mott: Oh, shit! (Ace Goodman) [Tom, Jerry, and Dan get up to leave despite the rain] Del Knox: Not right now you idiots. (Ace Goodman) Tom Marshall: Yeah, that's a great idea! We'll just jump over that hundred foot waterfall, swim twenty miles upstream, get the sheriff on the phone, he liked us, I remember, and he'll send out a rescue! Hey, look, there's a beer in the water! (Ace Goodman) Jerry Conlaine: My record is 4 but I think I can do it. (Ace Goodman) Tom Marshall: Not it. Dan Mott: Is there beer in heaven? Jerry Conlaine: I was thinking more the bar in town. (Ace Goodman) Jerry Conlaine: That's what she said. (Ace Goodman) Tom Marshall: I never thought I'd be happy to hear anything that sounds like Creed. (Ace Goodman) Jerry Conlaine: Corner of Bumfuck and You Got a Pretty Mouth. (Ace Goodman) Tom Marshall: I agree. That is a great idea. All we've got to do is jump up over that 100-foot waterfall, swim upstream 20 miles, get the sheriff on the phone... he liked us, I remember. And he'll send out a rescue boat. And... hey, there's a beer in the river. Cool. (Ace Goodman) Tom Marshall: No! I lied about that too! (Ace Goodman) Jerry Conlaine: Taking off my shoes Dan Mott: Why? Jerry Conlaine: Because I run faster with no shoes Dan Mott: You can't out-run that bear! Jerry Conlaine: I dont have to out-run the bear, I just have to out-run you! (Ace Goodman) | |
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