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Stewardess: No. I they're room temperature Kruger: [takes some nuts] Well, maybe later you can come by and warm up my nuts. Stewardess: I'm sorry, I don't like the small ones. (Ace Goodman) | |
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[shows the Marine on a range, where he gets hit in the face by a paintball] Stupid Marine: Ahhh! Range Officer: Not in the head, staff sergeant, you know the rules. Sgt. Siek: My mistake, sir. (Ace Goodman) Paddy: I'll do my best, sir. [turning to the men] Paddy: Well, gentlemen, you're all dead. Congratulations. And believe me, by the time I'm done with you, you'll wish you bloody well were. (Ace Goodman) Sir Wilfrid: Just roll up your mouth, that's all I ask! (Ace Goodman) Christine Vole: My accordion. Leonard Vole: [stepping on it] I think I've found it. Christine Vole: Step on it again. It's still breathing. (Ace Goodman) Sir Wilfrid: We try not to make a habit of it. (Ace Goodman) Christine Vole: I do not think that will be necessary. I never faint because I am not sure that I will fall gracefully and I never use smelling salts because they puff up the eyes. I am Christine Vole. (Ace Goodman) Judge: My dear madame. Considering the rubbish that is being taught nowadays, you are missing very little. (Ace Goodman) Det. Lt. James McFee: Washing my hands, man! (Ace Goodman) | |
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