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Oren Trask: Now get your - what was that you called it?
Tess McGill, Jack Trainer: Bony ass.
Oren Trask: Yes - your bony ass out of my sight! (Ace Goodman)
Tess McGill: [to Katherine] Look, you, maybe you've got everyone around here fooled with this saint act you have going, but do not ever speak to me again like we don't know what really happened, you got me?
Katherine Parker: Tess, this is business. Let's just bury the hatchet, okay?
Tess McGill: You know where you can bury your hatchet? Now get your bony ass outta my sight! (Ace Goodman)
Tess McGill: You know, maybe I just don't like you.
Jack Trainer: Me? Naaah! (Ace Goodman)
Tess McGill: I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?
Jack Trainer: Uh, no. No. (Ace Goodman)
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Cynthia: Six thousand dollars? It's not even leather! (Ace Goodman)
Cynthia: Can I get ya anything? Coffee? Tea? Me? (Ace Goodman)
Tess McGill: How did you get the scar?
Jack Trainer: Some guy pulled a knife in Detroit.
Tess McGill: Really?
Jack Trainer: No. No. I was nineteen and I thought it'd be cool to have a pierced ear. My girlfriend stuck the needle through and I heard this pop and fainted and hit my chin on the toilet. (Ace Goodman)
Jack Trainer: You're the first woman I've seen in one of these things that dresses like a woman, not like a woman thinks a man would dress if he was a woman.
Tess McGill: Thank you I guess. (Ace Goodman)
Tess McGill: You can bend the rules plenty once you get to the top, but not while you're trying to get there. And if you're someone like me, you can't get there without bending the rules
Oren Trask: You've got a real fire in your belly.
Tess McGill: I'm not quite sure what you mean, sir. I've got something in my belly, but I think it's nervous knots. (Ace Goodman)
Tess McGill: What did happen, exactly?
Jack Trainer: The earth moved. The angels wept. The Polaroids are, are, uh...
[gropes about in his coat pockets]
Jack Trainer: are in my other coat.
[Grins]
Jack Trainer: Nothing happened. Nothing happened! (Ace Goodman)
Mick: Tess, will you marry me?
Tess McGill: Maybe.
Mick: Ya call that an answer?
Tess McGill: You want another answer, ask another girl. (Ace Goodman)
Valentine Brose: I'm going to tell God on you! (Ace Goodman)
Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: You know, I should really retire because I can't hear a fuckin' thing! (Ace Goodman)
Kruger: [referring to photo of Swoff's girlfriend] I'm saving that one for later! (Ace Goodman)
Troy: [in a Darth Vader voice] Luke, come over to the Dark Side. (Ace Goodman)
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: The Drill Sergeant looks fabulous in his uniform, sir! (Ace Goodman)
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: [seeing the flames of the burning oil fields] The Earth is bleeding. (Ace Goodman)
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: For most problems the marine is issued a solution. If ill, go to sickbay. If wounded, call corpsman. If dead, report to graves registration. If losing his mind, however, no standard solution exists. (Ace Goodman)
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: We are still in the desert (Ace Goodman)
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: I want the pink mist. (Ace Goodman)
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: [on why he joined the USMC] Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir! (Ace Goodman)
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: I was hooked. (Ace Goodman)
Sgt. Siek: [Sgt. Seik is directing the recruits on how to judge distances] Use something that you know the distance of, compare how many of them would make up the unknown distance and multiply. Do *not* use your dicks, an inch and a half into six-hundred yards: I can't count that high! (Ace Goodman)
Troy: Hey, look, it's a cock, only smaller. (Ace Goodman)
Cortez: Whatever, you squishy-faced retard.
Fowler: [dead serious] Don't ever call me squishy-face! (Ace Goodman)
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