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Matthew: Yeah, but this is breaking and entering. Kelly: This is politics. (Ace Goodman) Matthew: Well, like what? Kelly: A blow job. Matthew: Nah, I told you. She's not gonna do that anymore. Kelly: Who said anything about her? [beat] Kelly: Yeah. We're definitely outside the box now, huh? Now you gotta ask yourself, how far are you willing to go, hmm? How much do you really care about her? [Kelly unzips his pants, then starts laughing] Kelly: I'm joking, man! Relax. Damn! Do I look gay to you? (Ace Goodman) | |
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Eli: Things got bad. Klitz: BOLT! BOLT! Klitz: [running away] Dude, wait up! Eli: [running in front of Klitz] Fuck you, dude! (Ace Goodman) Danielle: Just go with it. (Ace Goodman) Matthew: [narrating] And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just goin' with it. (Ace Goodman) Woman: [voiceover] How do you want me? Man: Oh, that's good. Yeah. Just, uh... just get comfortable. Woman: I'm a little nervous. Man: Nah, you're doing great. (Ace Goodman) Matthew: I always wear boxers. You just caught me on a weird day. (Ace Goodman) Eli: What channel, dude? (Ace Goodman) Klitz: No. Why? Do you? Matthew: I don't know. Maybe. [turns to Eli] Matthew: 'Bout you? Eli: I just gotta fuck something. (Ace Goodman) Kelly: Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell - Fuck, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it. (Ace Goodman) Film School Student: Why'd you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young? Eli: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Next question. (Ace Goodman) April: When I was ten. Ferrari: Okay, moving on... (Ace Goodman) Jock # 1: Yeah... if you're a fag! Kelly: [throws jock to the ground] Get in! [to matthew] (Ace Goodman) Danielle: Shh. Relax. Ecstasy is not that bad. Matthew: What? Danielle: Kelly likes dosing people with E. Matthew: Oh, my God. Am I gonna die? (Ace Goodman) | |
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