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Dr. Peter Venkman: All right, I'm gonna turn over the next card. Concentrate... I want you to tell me what you think it is. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Dr. Egon Spengler: [casually] Art Deco, very nice. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Peter Venkman: Gozer was very big in Sumeria. Dana Barrett: Well, what's he doing in my ice box? Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm working on that. (Ace Goodman) Librarian Alice: My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome. Dr. Peter Venkman: I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs? Stimulants? Alcohol? Librarian Alice: No. Dr. Peter Venkman: No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now? Library Administrator: What's has that got to do with it? Dr. Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Egon Spengler: Print is dead. Janine Melnitz: Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play raquetball. Do you have any hobbies? Dr. Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah, what have you got? Dr. Egon Spengler: This is big, Peter, this is very big. There is definitely something here. Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that? Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Peter Venkman: But the kids love us. (Ace Goodman) Dean Yeager: No, you're being moved off campus. The Board of Regents has decided to terminate your grant. You are to vacate these premises immediately. Dr Ray Stantz: What? Dean Yeager: This university will no longer continue any funding for any of your group's activities. Dr. Peter Venkman: This is preposterous. I demand an explanation. Dean Yeager: Doctor... Venkman. The purpose of science is to serve mankind. You seem to regard science as some kind of dodge... or hustle. Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable! You are a poor scientist, Dr. Venkman! Dr. Peter Venkman: I see. Dean Yeager: And you have no place in this department, or this university. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Peter Venkman: Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Peter Venkman: What a crime. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Peter Venkman: If I'm wrong, nothing happens! We go to jail - peacefully, quietly. We'll enjoy it! But if I'm *right*, and we *can* stop this thing... Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters. (Ace Goodman) Walter Peck: They caused an explosion! Mayor: Is this true? Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. [pause] Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick. Walter Peck: Jeez! [Charges at Venkman] Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up! Walter Peck: All right, all right, all right! Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard! (Ace Goodman) Winston Zeddemore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Peter Venkman: Is this a trick question? (Ace Goodman) Dr Ray Stantz: Never met him. Winston Zeddemore: Yeah, well, I do. And I love Jesus's style, you know. Dr Ray Stantz: The entire roof cap is made out of a magnesium-tungsten alloy... Winston Zeddemore: What are you so involved with over there? Dr Ray Stantz: These are the blueprints for structural ironwork of Dana Barret's apartment building, and they are very, very strange. Winston Zeddemore: Hey Ray. Do you remember something in the bible about the last days when the dead would rise from the grave? Dr Ray Stantz: I remember Revelations 7:12...?And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. And the sun became as black as sack cloth, and the moon became as blood." Winston Zeddemore: "And the seas boiled and the skies fell." Dr Ray Stantz: Judgement day. Winston Zeddemore: Judgement day. Dr Ray Stantz: Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world. Winston Zeddemore: Myth? Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is 'cause the dead HAVE been rising from the grave? Dr Ray Stantz: [Pause ] How 'bout a little music? Winston Zeddemore: Yeah. (Ace Goodman) Louis: [to Egon] Do I? Dr. Egon Spengler: Yes, have some. Louis: [to Janine] Yes, have some. (Ace Goodman) [Venkman shakes hands with Peck and still has ectoplasm on his hands] Walter Peck: Agency, the third district. Dr. Peter Venkman: [Peck is wiping the ectoplasm on his jacket] Great, how's it going down there? Walter Peck: Are you Peter Venkman? Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes, I'm *Doctor* Venkman! Walter Peck: Exactly what are you a doctor of, Mr. Venkman? Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, I have a PhD in parapsychology and psychology. Walter Peck: And now, you catch ghosts? Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah, you could say that. Walter Peck: And how many ghosts have you caught, Mr. Venkman? Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm not at liberty to say. Walter Peck: And where do you put these ghosts, once you catch them? Dr. Peter Venkman: Into a storage facility. Walter Peck: And would this storage facility be located on these premises? Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes. Walter Peck: And may I see this storage facility? Dr. Peter Venkman: No. Walter Peck: And why not, Mr. Venkman? Dr. Peter Venkman: Because you did not use the magic word. Walter Peck: What is the magic word, Mr. Venkman? Dr. Peter Venkman: [looking surprised] Please! Walter Peck: May I *please* see the storage facility, Mr. Venkman? Dr. Peter Venkman: Why do you want to see the storage facility? Walter Peck: Because I'm curious. I wanna know more about what you do here! Frankly, I've heard alot of wild stories in the media and we want to assess any possibility of dangerous and possibly hazardous waste chemicals in your basement. [Peck is angered] Walter Peck: Now you either *show me* what is down there, or I come back with a court order. Dr. Peter Venkman: [Venkman snaps back] You go get a court order, and I'll sue your funny ass for wrongful prosecution. Walter Peck: You can have it your way, Mr. Venkman. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Egon Spengler: Vinz, you said before you were waiting for a sign. What sign are you waiting for? Louis: Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! (Ace Goodman) | |
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