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Gretchen: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular. (Ace Goodman)
Karen: Ma'am, do you have this in the next size up?
Saleslady: Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears. (Ace Goodman)
Regina: Get in loser, we're going shopping. (Ace Goodman)
Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.
[Cady snickers]
Janis: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers. (Ace Goodman)
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Sheriff Loomis: Forget it Murphy. Roadblocks can't stop somethin' that can't be stopped. (Ace Goodman)
Gutterboy: He's a what?
Rughead: A wraith! An evil spirit. And it ain't cool, man. (Ace Goodman)
Sheriff Loomis: Bad feelings don't add up to resurrections, buddy. (Ace Goodman)
Packard Walsh: Hold your water Oggie. This is business. (Ace Goodman)
Skank: We'll remind the cockstacker. (Ace Goodman)
Skank: Lot of duckbutter out at the lake today, hey Pack? (Ace Goodman)
Rughead: Okay! The first one to Dragonfire Crossing wins! You lose the race, you lose your car! Ready! Set! GO! (Ace Goodman)
Keri Johnson: Try to be brave against Packard and he might kill you.
Jake: Or he might let you go. There's gonna come a time when you have to make a stand. Only then will you free yourself from him. No sooner. (Ace Goodman)
Sheriff Loomis: You listen to me, you son-of-a-bitch! There's a kid out there using his car to kill people. Not that it's a problem for me since it seems to be you and your gang he's got it in for. I just thought I'd let you know that if you guys take the law into your own hands, and that killer turns up dead, I'm gonna see you all sniffin' cyanide in the Arizona gas chamber. (Ace Goodman)
Keri Johnson: You really think I'd go to California with you? I'd rather go to Nogales, have the Gutterboy's cretin children and die than be with you!
Packard Walsh: You better shut up now, Keri, or I just might have to...
Keri Johnson: Yeah, Packard, you can kill me too. Because you can never make me love you! (Ace Goodman)
Skank: Do you smell a cop?
Gutterboy: I smell french fries, but that don't make sense! (Ace Goodman)
Packard Walsh: Skank, do me a favour will ya? Get rid of that zombie-piss you're drinkin' before it turns you into a mushroom! (Ace Goodman)
Skank: Aaagh! I'm tweakin', dude! (Ace Goodman)
Will Faust: Yes, I am the devil, but you can call me Will... or Peaches. I really long for affection. (Ace Goodman)
Randall Wood: I just want to get to work, not sell my soul. (Ace Goodman)
Missy May: If you don't want me for my body then what else could you want me for? (Ace Goodman)
Herman Umgar: I'll rip your tongue off and slap ya silly with it! (Ace Goodman)
Clark Kent: You're going to attack the White House?
Batman: It's just another house, Clark. A few more alarms, a few more guards. (Ace Goodman)
Timmek, President of the Council: Armageddon. The slaughter of humanity. An atomic war no one wanted, but which no one had the wisdom to avoid. (Ace Goodman)
Elaine: [admiring Herbert Ellis's pecs] My, you are so much more muscular than our men. (Ace Goodman)
Garnet: Is she as beautiful as the women in your world? (Ace Goodman)
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