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Janis: [to Regina] Janis: God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big *lesbian* crush on you! Suck on *that*! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI! (Ace Goodman) Cady: Yeah, I like math. Damian: Eww. Why? Cady: Because it's the same in every country. Damian: That's beautiful. [to Janis] Damian: This girl is deep. (Ace Goodman) Karen: Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell? Regina: I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid! [Regina leaves, Gretchen follows] Gretchen: Wait, Regina! Talk to me! Regina: No one understands me... Gretchen: I understand you! [Regina & Gretchen's voices fade out] Cady: You're not stupid, Karen. Karen: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything! Cady: Well... there must be something you're good at. Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see? Cady: No no no... Anything else? Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense. Cady: What do you mean? Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain. Cady: Really? That's amazing. Karen: Well... they can tell when it's raining. (Ace Goodman) Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Damian: Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work! (Ace Goodman) Lea Edwards: It was my mom's in the '80s. Regina: Vintage, so adorable. Lea Edwards: Thanks. Regina: [after girl walks away] That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen. (Ace Goodman) Cady: Thank you. Regina: So you agree? Cady: What? Regina: You think you're really pretty? Cady: Oh... I don't know (Ace Goodman) Cady: Fine. Betsy Heron: Were people nice? Cady: No. Chip Heron: Did you make any friends? Cady: Yes. (Ace Goodman) [class applauds] Joan the Secretary: Gretchen Weiners. [class applauds and Gretchen responds breathlessly] Joan the Secretary: Janis Ian [class applauds] Regina: [Confused] What is happening to the world? Janis: Damien! [Janis shoves Damien] Damian: I couldn't help myself! Joan the Secretary: And finally, Cady Heron! [class applauds] Cady: Damien? You put me in there to? That's not part of the plan! Damian: I didn't put you in there... Cady: [surprised] You mean I'm really nominated? (Ace Goodman) Trang Pak: [in Vietnamese] You little slut! Sun Jin Dinh: You're the slut! (Ace Goodman) Regina: To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care! Cady: Wait Regina, just listen! Regina: No! Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak, that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c... (Ace Goodman) Cady: Um, is there alcohol in this? Mrs. George: Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house. (Ace Goodman) [beat] Karen: And I'm sorry for telling everyone. [beat] Karen: And I'm sorry for repeating it just now. (Ace Goodman) Chip Heron: She went out. Betsy Heron: She's grounded. Chip Heron: [surprised] Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded? (Ace Goodman) Janis: Can I help you? Kevin Gnapoor: You Puerto Rican? Janis: Lebanese. Kevin Gnapoor: I feel that. (Ace Goodman) Regina: I'm wearing a spinal halo. Cady: Look, I'm really sorry about the bus. I feel like it's all my fault. Regina: Stopping making this about you. I'm the one that got hit by the bus. Cady: I'm really sorry about all the other stuff too. Regina: Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now. Cady: [Cady smiles] Regina: You know Aaron really does like you. He's always talking about how unusual you are and it really pissed me off. Like this one time, I got this really expensive doll house from Germany, but I never played with it. So my mom wanted to give it to my cousin. But even though I didn't want it... Cady: You begged your mom to let you keep it? Regina: No. I threw it down the stairs. [they giggle] Regina: I didn't want anyone else to have it. But that's just me. Mrs. George: Regina! There about to announce the queen. [sees Cady] Mrs. George: Hello. Regina: Can you believe my f-ing mom is here? Regina: [they giggle] Regina: Bye. (Ace Goodman) Shane Oman: You're right, hon. Regina George: I like *invented* her, you know what I mean? (Ace Goodman) | |
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