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Ms. Norbury: Your nanna and I have that in common. (Ace Goodman) Janis: You dirty little liar! Cady: I'm sorry, I can explain. Janis: Explain what? How you forgot to invite us to your cool party? Damian: Janis, I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew. Cady: You know I couldn't invite you! I had to pretend to be plastic. Janis: Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore! You're plastic! Cold, shiny, hard plastic! Damian: Curfew, 1a.m., it is now 1:10. Janis: Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and just soak up each others awesomeness? Cady: You know what? You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your eighth grade revenge! Janis: God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, ?Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys?. Cady: You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something! Janis: What? Damian: Oh no she did not! Janis: See, that's the thing with you plastics, you think everyone's in love with you, but in realitly, everyone *hates* you, like Aaron Samules for example! He broke up with Regina and guess what, he still doesn't want you, Cady! So why are you still messing with Regina? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl, you're a bitch! Here, you can have this, it won a prize. [Damian drives away with Janis, yelling out the window] Damian: And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back! (Ace Goodman) | |
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Janis: I hate this song. Cady: I *know* this song! (Ace Goodman) Janis: Your mom's chest hair! (Ace Goodman) Damian: Say crack again. Janis: Crack. (Ace Goodman) Regina: What is this? Cady: [voiceover] Actual vomit. (Ace Goodman) Ms. Norbury: Thanks, Damian. (Ace Goodman) Janis: Lebanese. Kevin Gnapoor: I feel that. (Ace Goodman) Janis: What? Kevin Gnapoor: I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang. (Ace Goodman) Ms. Norbury: I got divorced. Mr. Duvall: Oh. My carpal tunnel came back. Ms. Norbury: I win. (Ace Goodman) Emma Gerber: Regina George is flawless. Mathlete Tim Pak: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000. Amber D'Alessio: I hear she does car commercials... in Japan. Kristen Hadley: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues. Short Girl: One time she met John Stamos on a plane - Jessica Lopez: - And he told her she was pretty. Bethany Byrd: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome. (Ace Goodman) [all girls shout, no, and whisper among themselves] Mr. Duvall: Now, I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ, but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously. Coach Carr has fled school property. Ms. Norbury has been accused of selling drugs. Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night. Joan the Secretary: We can't keep them past four. Mr. Duvall: I will keep you here until four. (Ace Goodman) Regina: Is butter a carb? Cady: [Rudely] YES. Gretchen: Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. It's Monday. Regina: So...? Karen: So that's against the rules, and you can't sit with us. Regina: Whatever. Those rules aren't real. Karen: They were real that day I wore a vest! Regina: Because that vest was disgusting! Gretchen: You can't sit with us! Regina: [pause] These sweatpants are all that fits me right now. Regina: [after being ignored] Fine! You can walk home, bitches. (Ace Goodman) Regina, Gretchen, Karen: No! No, no! Regina: You cannot do that. That is social suicide. *Damn*! You are so lucky you have us to guide you. (Ace Goodman) Cady: That's me. It's pronounced like Katie. Mr. Duvall: My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee. (Ace Goodman) Gretchen: Okay, you did not just say that. Karen: What? He's a good kisser. Gretchen: He's your cousin. Karen: Yeah, but he's my first cousin. Gretchen: Right. Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins... Gretchen: No, honey, uh-uh. Karen: That's not right, is it? Gretchen: That is so not right. (Ace Goodman) | |
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