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[leans forward, smiling] The Emperor Ming: ... and for our mutual pleasure... [leans back again] The Emperor Ming: ... I destroy it utterly. Doctor Hans Zarkov: You're saying... it's my fault the Earth is being destroyed? The Emperor Ming: [grinning] Precisely... Doctor! (Ace Goodman) Princess Aura: Klytus? He wants me himself. His agents are always making up lies about me. (Ace Goodman) Doctor Hans Zarkov: [proud] Humanity. Prince Vultan: Madness! Dale Arden: [dreamily] Oh, Flash! (Ace Goodman) | |
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Dale Arden: Will it make me forget? Hedonia: No, but it will make you not mind remembering. (Ace Goodman) The Emperor Ming: No (Ace Goodman) Flash Gordon: YEAH! (Ace Goodman) The Emperor Ming: Klytus, I'm bored. What play thing can you offer me today? Klytus: An obscure body in the S-K System, your majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as the planet Earth. (Ace Goodman) Princess Aura: I've changed, too. Zarkov: [Successfully picks the electronic door lock] A-ha! I knew it was one of the prime numbers of the Zenith series. I haven't changed. (Ace Goodman) The Emperor Ming: You pitiful fool! My life is not for any Earthling to give or take! [Ming attempts to hold back Flash with the power of his ring. Flash approaches unaffected and menaces Ming with his sword. Ming cowers] Flash Gordon: Your power is fading Ming! (Ace Goodman) Prince Vultan: Impetuous boy! [Vultan can't convince Flash otherwise] Prince Vultan: Oh well, who wants to live forever? Ha, ha, ha. Prince Vultan: [to the Hawkmen] DIVE! (Ace Goodman) Teenager: Are you a cop? Fletch: As far as you know. Teenager: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft? Fletch: Why? Did you steal the car? Teenager: I sure did. Fletch: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law. (Ace Goodman) Fletch: Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file. Receptionist: Dr. who? Fletch: Dr. Rosenrosen, I'm here to get to the records room. Receptionist: What was that name again? Fletch: It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room. Receptionist: Dr. who? Fletch: Dr. Rosen. Where's the records room? (Ace Goodman) Waiter: Si señor, Beluga, but it is 80 dollars a portion. Fletch: Well, then I better just take two portions of that. (Ace Goodman) Fletch: You using the whole fist, Doc? (Ace Goodman) Gail Stanwyk: Ohhhh, John. [they laugh] Gail Stanwyk: John who? Fletch: John Cock... tos... ton. Gail Stanwyk: That's a beautiful name. Fletch: Well, it's Scotch/Romanian. Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination. Fletch: Yeah, well, so were my parents. (Ace Goodman) Gail Stanwyk: Ohhhh, John. [they laugh] Gail Stanwyk: John who? Fletch: John Cock... tos... ton. Gail Stanwyk: That's a beautiful name. Fletch: Well, it's Scotch/Romanian. Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination. Fletch: Yeah, well, so were my parents. (Ace Goodman) Fletch: I'm Frieda's boss. Madeline: Who's Frieda? Fletch: My secretary. (Ace Goodman) Fletch: Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep? Alan Stanwyck: It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you. Fletch: Yeah, I assure you. Alan Stanwyck: One thousand just to listen? I don't see how you can pass that up, Mr...? Fletch: Nugent. Ted Nugent. (Ace Goodman) Fletch: We play tennis at the club. Dr. Joseph Dolan: Really? California Racquet Club? Fletch: Right. Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's my club too. I don't remember seeing you there. Fletch: Well, I haven't been playing in a while because of these kidney pains. Dr. Joseph Dolan: Right. Now, how long have you had these pains, Mr. Barber? Fletch: No, that's "Babar". Dr. Joseph Dolan: Two B's? Fletch: One B. B-A-B-A-R. Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's two. Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant. Dr. Joseph Dolan: Arnold Babar. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar? Fletch: I don't know. I don't have any. Dr. Joseph Dolan: No children? Fletch: No elephant books. (Ace Goodman) | |
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