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Xander Cage: Two days. Toby Lee Shavers: Man that sucks! Xander Cage: Yeah but it beats jail. Toby Lee Shavers: No I mean I spent 3 and half years in some windowless NSA room. I mean I got a degree. I got a degree from MIT. And I bet they picked you up pumping iron in San Quentin? Xander Cage: Have you ever been punched in the face for talking too much? (Ace Goodman) Xander Cage: What kind of people? Gibbons: Dirty. Dangerous. Your kind of people. (Ace Goodman) Estragon: Yes, let's go. (Ace Goodman) Vladimir: Yes. Estragon: I can't go on like this. Vladimir: That's what you think. Estragon: If we parted? It might be better for us. Vladimir: We'll hang ourselves tomorrow. Unless Godot comes. Estragon: And if he comes? Vladimir: We'll be saved. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Pozzo: I'm going. Vladimir: What do you do when you fall far from help? Pozzo: We wait till we can get up. Then we go on. On! Vladimir: Before you go tell him to sing. Pozzo: Who? Vladimir: Lucky. Pozzo: To sing? Vladimir: Yes. Or to think. Or to recite. Pozzo: But he is dumb. Vladimir: Dumb! Pozzo: Dumb. He can't even groan. Vladimir: Dumb! Since when? Pozzo: Have you not done tormenting me with your accursed time! It's abominable! When! When! One day, is that not enough for you, one day he went dumb, one day I went blind, one day we'll go deaf, one day we were born, one day we shall die, the same day, the same second, is that not enough for you? They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it's night once more. (Ace Goodman) Vladimir: I'm beginning to come round to that opinion. All my life I've tried to put it from me, saying Vladimir, be reasonable, you haven't yet tried everything. And I resumed the struggle. [to Estragon] Vladimir: So there you are again. Estragon: Am I? Vladimir: I'm glad to see you back. I thought you were gone forever. Estragon: Me too. Vladimir: Together again at last! We'll have to celebrate this. But how? Get up till I embrace you. Estragon: Not now, not now. Vladimir: May one inquire where His Highness spent the night? Estragon: In a ditch. Vladimir: A ditch! Where? Estragon: Over there. Vladimir: And they didn't beat you? Estragon: Beat me? Certainly they beat me. Vladimir: The same lot as usual? Estragon: The same? I don't know. Vladimir: When I think of it all these years but for me... where would you be? You'd be nothing more than a little heap of bones at the present minute, no doubt about it. Estragon: And what of it? Vladimir: It's too much for one man. (Ace Goodman) Sheila: We should be line-DANCING. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Allan Pearl: Yes. Ron Albertson: Uh... I wanna ask you something... if you... you... [stands up, prepares to drop trousers] Dr. Allan Pearl: [Horrified] Oh! Ron Albertson: No, I, I... Dr. Allan Pearl: Oh, for heaven's sake, no, noooooo... Ron Albertson: Look, no please, I just want... Dr. Allan Pearl: No! Mrs. Allan Pearl: You don't have to do that... Ron Albertson: Doctor, please... Dr. Allan Pearl: Mmmmmedicine Man not go near Dances With Stumpy! Noooo! (Ace Goodman) Dr. Allan Pearl: Penis *reduction*? Sheila: I said to him, "Ron, you've gotta do something!" And he says to me, "Well, why don't you get one of those vagina enlargements?" (Ace Goodman) [Blows in Dr. Pearl's ear] Dr. Allan Pearl: I feel a bree... a... you're blowing in my ear. Corky St. Clair: Okay, alright, but you see you jumped... to a conclusion! Dr. Pearl: Oh! Corky St. Clair: See, what I'm asking for is... your first feeling... was not that I was blowing on you. It was more like... Virgin Isles, or... Bahamanian... Dr. Pearl: Oh... Corky St. Clair: Or... Arubian... (Ace Goodman) Corky St. Clair: [as "Monty"] Ima... I'm going to fight for my country! To fight... and yes, perhaps die... so that young men from here to Timbuktu can feel the wind of freedom blowin' through their hairrrrr! (Ace Goodman) | |
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