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Rob: Pot balances me out. Pot brings me up. That's I smoke it if I'm going to be drinking. (Ace Goodman) Clementine: But you will! But you will, and I'll get bored with you and feel trapped, because that's what happens with me. Joel: Okay. (Ace Goodman) Clementine: Okay. Joel: Okay. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Joel: I think I heard a crack. Clementine: It's not gonna crack, or break, or... it's so thick!... Show me which constellations you know. Joel: Um... oh... I don't... know any. Clementine: Show me which ones you know! Joel: Okay... okay... oh! There's Osidius. Clementine: Where? Joel: Right there... see? Sort of a swoop and a cross, Osidius the Emphatic. Clementine: You're full of shit, right? Joel: Nope. Osidius, right there, swoop and cross. Clementine: Shut the fuck up! (Ace Goodman) Joel: Ummm... okay... (Ace Goodman) Joel: That's okay, I really didn't think you were. (Ace Goodman) Clementine: It's okay, you're a little kid. (Ace Goodman) Joel: Okay. (Ace Goodman) 4-Year-Old Joel: I really want her to pick me up. It's amazing how strong that desire is. (Ace Goodman) Joel: [voice over] random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap. (Ace Goodman) Joel: I wish I'd stayed, too. NOW I wish I'd stayed. I wish I'd done a lot of things. I wish I'd... I wish I'd stayed... I do. (Ace Goodman) Clementine: I've never seen you happier, baby Joel. (Ace Goodman) Joel: No. Clementine: Let's move into this neighborhood! Joel: I do sorta live with someone though. Clementine: Male or female? Joel: What? Female... female... Clementine: At least I'm not barking up the wrong tree! (Ace Goodman) Joel: Yes? Patrick: Can I help you? Joel: What do you mean? Patrick: Can I help you with something? Joel: No. Patrick: What are you doing here? Joel: I'm not really sure what you're asking. Patrick: Oh, thanks... (Ace Goodman) Joel: I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember? Clementine: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book. Joel: Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one. (Ace Goodman) Joel: Ahaaahhhhh! Ohhhhhh! I like it! Clementine: You do? Joel: You look like a tangerine! Clementine: Hmmm, Clementine the tangerine. Joel: Juicy... 'n seedless. Clementine: I like that. (Ace Goodman) Clementine: What took you so long? Joel: I just walked in. Clementine: Do you miss me? Joel: Oddly enough, I do! Clementine: You said "I do" - I guess that means we're married! Joel: I guess so! (Ace Goodman) Rob: Yeah, man, who was that? Joel: She was... just a girl. (Ace Goodman) | |
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