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Ella: I'm stupid and I don't know what I'm talking about. (Ace Goodman) [Ella literally holds her tongue] Prof. Edith: Ella! Ella: [still holding her tongue] My tongue itches. [scratches her tongue] Prof. Edith: Well, if you're not going to take this seriously, I will have to appoint the winner as Hattie. (Ace Goodman) [lttle Ella does so] Mean Little Girl: Ow! (Ace Goodman) Char: Not particularly, no. Why? Fan Club Girl: Get him! [a mob of girls start chasing Char] (Ace Goodman) | |
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Char: Please, call me... [sees Ella for the first time and is smitten] Char: ...call me Char. (Ace Goodman) Ella: You have no idea. (Ace Goodman) Ella: No, I was fine, I had things will in hand. Char: Oh yes, I could see that as you were dangling over the boiling cauldron. No doubt lulling the ogres into a false sense of security. (Ace Goodman) Girl: Get him! Heston: Oh, no! [Char's fan club start beating him up] Heston: Ow! (Ace Goodman) Ella: No. Char: [disappointed] Oh. Ella: Because I don't have a boyfriend. Char: [happily] Oh. Ella: What about you? Your girlfriend doesn't mind being left alone? Char: I don't have a girlfriend. Ella: [happily] Oh. Char: I have many. Ella: [disappointed] Oh. Char: I'm kidding, you shouldn't believe everything you read in Medieval Teen. (Ace Goodman) Char: Oh, Hattie, yah. Thank you. Now I know what name to put on the restraining order. (Ace Goodman) Mandy: A time machine? Make-Up Artist: May I recommend our newest procedure? Bat feces and oxen blood. Battox! (Ace Goodman) Ella: How about free range? (Ace Goodman) Ella: I love you. (Ace Goodman) Hattie: Step-sister, actually. Edgar: Really? Tell me what do you know about her? Hattie: What's in it for me? Heston: How about that your eyeballs remain inside your head? (Ace Goodman) Slannen the Elf: Oh that's right, because elves are supposed to be so happy and joyful all the time. Singin' and dancin' for the *man*. I don't want to be an entertainer. I want to be... Ella: What? Slannen the Elf: Nothin... Ella: No, what were you going to say. Slannen the Elf: Forget it. It's silly. Ella: Please tell me. Slannen the Elf: I want to be a lawyer. Benny: I guess that would be in small claims court. (Ace Goodman) Slannen the Elf: No elf can be engaged in any profession other than singing, juggling or... Ella, Slannen the Elf: ...tomfoolery. (Ace Goodman) Slannen the Elf: You want me to go back in there? Ella: Yes. You're going to need all the help you can get. Now someone has to get back into the castle, find Benny and then keep Char away from Edgar. Slannen the Elf: Why? What's going on? Ella: I already told you, I can't tell you, but... but if you don't, you might be stuck singing "Kum-ba-ya" for the rest of your life! (Ace Goodman) Dungeon Guard: Her what? Slannen the Elf: Her lawyer, numbskull! If the gauntlet doesn't fit, you must acquit. (Ace Goodman) Ella: Look, I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art... of Origami! Bluto: Paper folding? Ella: Oh... I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was. (Ace Goodman) | |
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