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Eleanore: What'd he do? Steal beer for everyone? (Ace Goodman) Eleanore: You'll get a kick in the balls! (Ace Goodman) Old Lady: [disgusted at the mayor] You're gross. Mayor: Ohh... (Ace Goodman) | |
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Davey Stone: It's a Gameboy you idiot! (Ace Goodman) Tom Baltezor: Yes. (Ace Goodman) Eleanore: Nobody likes a unibrow. (Ace Goodman) Davey: It's a letter from my parents. Eleanor Duvall: Well why don't you go live them? Davey: They died. Eleanor Duvall: My bad. (Ace Goodman) Whitey: In the '50s I refed youth hockey for a couple of seasons. Eleanor Duvall: Until a hockey puck struck him in the back of the head. Whitey: Nothin' a metal plate couldn't fix. Eleanor Duvall: You were in a coma for three months. Whitey: I needed the rest, anyway! (Ace Goodman) Whitey: Jokes on you tough guy! I can't read! [Smiles] Whitey: . (Ace Goodman) Jennifer: And the woods we used to roam... Whitey: The only time I had sex was on the phone... Phone Sex Lady: [Cut to room full of BDSM stuff and a subtitle that says 1-888-BOOBIES] But that was long ago. (Ace Goodman) Jennifer: I loved him and he loved me... Mayor: My darling wife was once a he... Old Lady, Bus Driver & Mayor's Wife: [Guy with a stuble, dress, and blond wig] But that was long ago. (Ace Goodman) [unscrews a hip flash, drinks a shot, and does a little jump] (Ace Goodman) Davey Stone: No, let me do them right now. [Hold up his fists, raises and lowers his middle fingers] Davey Stone: One, two, three, four... Whitey: [Oblivious] That's good, but don't forget your hammies. (Ace Goodman) Davey Stone: I should stick you on a twig and roast you. (Ace Goodman) [singing] Chinese Waiter: How could you all be so mean to Whitey? Sound to me like you are all on crack! (Ace Goodman) | |
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