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Bob: Why do they call it Josephine? Bob: I dunno. The guy that rented it to me's named Dale. Maybe Josephine sounds better. (Ace Goodman) Diane: That makes two of us. Nadine: Why a hat? Bob: Because that's just the way it is, sweetie. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Bob: I was still alive. Hope they can keep me alive. (Ace Goodman) Chester: Oh ,that's my alter ego. Jesse: Wait, I thought Johnny Potsmoker was MY alter ego. Chester: No. Yours is Smokey McPot. Jesse: Oh yeah. (Ace Goodman) Jesse: No "and then"! Chinese Foooood Lady: And then! (Ace Goodman) Chester: Maybe you should go sit on the toilet? Jesse: No. No. You know what the feeling is? It's love! Chester: Is that what that is? Jesse: Yeah, I'm in love with Wanda and you're in love with Wilma. Chester: Yeah! Jesse: You see. Now that we know that we've been sucky boyfriends... we can change. Chester: We can? Jesse: Yeah! And you know what else? I'll bet you that we did buy them super cool anniversary gifts. You know why? Coz we love them. Chester: And we wrapped them really cool wrapping paper? Jesse: Yeah. I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna go down the impound lot and get the car... Chester: ...which has the gifts in it... Jesse: ...and then we're gonna go over to the twins house and beg for them to take us back! Chester: Yeah! Let's do it! Jesse: Oh, no, hold on. I gotta take a crap. Chester: Told you. Jesse: I know. Chester: I know your body. (Ace Goodman) Pierre: But luckily for you, I am an honorable man. Mark: Excuse me, what was that? Pierre: Honorable! Mark: What?... Onergable? [Pierre and Mark continue alternating, saying "Honorable" and "Onergable"] Mark: I think you're trying to say "honorable"! Pierre: What do I have to do to shut you up? Do I have to hose you down again? Mark: No, not the hose! [pause] Mark: Maybe later. (Ace Goodman) Jesse: Dude, it's a llama! (Ace Goodman) Jesse: Dude, this is an *emergency*! Chester: So is this. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency! (Ace Goodman) Chester: Where's your car dude? Jesse: DUDE, where's my car? Chester: Where's your car dude? (Ace Goodman) Christie Boner: Yeah. Jesse: You have? Christie Boner: Well, I saw the backseat. Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing. (Ace Goodman) Birthday Son: I want to go on that ride, Daddy. Birthday Father: Me, too, Son. Me, too. (Ace Goodman) Chester and Jesse: Shibby! (Ace Goodman) Jesse: Shibby! Chester: Low five. (Ace Goodman) Jesse: Jesse... Chester: ...and Chester are shibby at the moment. Jesse: Please your shibby at the beep. Jesse & Chester: Shibby. (Ace Goodman) | |
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