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Kip Kessler: Exactly. So it's good to have a woman in your group. Dave McCue: But while men dressed as women is funny; women dressed as men is just not funny. Kip Kessler: This is true. (Ace Goodman) Abby Jamison: Hi, I'm Abby Jamison. Kip Kessler: Yeah, I know you. You're in "The Knuckleheadz". You're very funny. Abby Jamison: Yeah. I mean thanks. But no. I mean, I'm not in... that group anymore. Kip Kessler: You quit? Abby Jamison: No, I was dumped. I mean... My ex... my ex-manager, James. He fired me. Kip Kessler: Oh, I'm sorry. But you're auditioning tonight? Abby Jamison: Yeah. Kip Kessler: Hey, that's great. We'd love to have you. You're hysterical. Abby Jamison: Yeah. I mean, thanks. I'll go in now. (Ace Goodman) Dave McCue: It's making it up as you go. And being funny. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Daphne: Depressed. Buddy: And what, being groped by a dozen guys at a bachelor party cheers you up? Daphne: They're harmless... it's just... Buddy: What? Daphne: I know what it's like to be the popular girl for an hour. Buddy: Daphne... Daphne: This... Buddy: Today? Daphne: All of it, every time... makes me... less invested with life at school, or even at home. It's... mine. Just mine. And because of it I don't have to play the game. I don't have to pretend to be friends with people that I hate. I don't need to rely on anyone, not even my parents. It's a little bit of a "fuck you" that helps me get through the day. (Ace Goodman) Terry: I don't know. I just want to get out of this town. And if you've got any sense when you get old enough you'll get out of here too. Your Mom's gonna live in this town for the rest of her life, and you know why? Because she thinks she has to. Don't ask me why, but that's the truth. She thinks there's all these things she has to do, but you want to know one thing about your Mom? She's a bigger fuck-up than I ever was. I mean, I know I messed up. You think I enjoy getting thrown in jail because I wanted you to face that prick your Dad like a little man and see what kind of a guy he is? I know I got a little carried away, and I lost my temper just a little bit -- which is not the end of the world either, by the way, just for future reference - And now she's kickin' me out of my own house because - you know, because I fucked up a little bit. Which I totally admit. I was like - totally ready to admit that. (Ace Goodman) Terry: It's just the problem is the pipes are corroded the whole length of the hall, so every time I put a new piece in it starts leaking further down. Sammy: Why don't I just call the plumber? Terry: Why? He's not gonna do anything different than what I'm doing. Rudy: Yeah, we're only making it worse. Terry: No we're not, shut up! [Terry pulls a pipe out of the floor and accidentally sprays Sammy with water] Sammy: Thanks. Thank you. (Ace Goodman) Sammy: What are you wearing? Bob Steegerson: Mom? (Ace Goodman) Rudy: I don't know. Terry: Do you like it here, I mean in Scottsville? Rudy: Yeah. Terry: Why? Rudy: I don't know, my friends are here, I like the scenery... I don't know. Terry: I know, I know, it's just so... there's nothing to do here. Rudy: Yes, there is. Terry: No, there isn't, man. It's narrow. It's dull. It's a dull, narrow town full of dull, narrow people who don't know anything except what things are like right around here. They have no perspective whatsoever, no scope. They might as well be living in the 19th century 'cause they have no idea what's going on, and if you try and tell 'em that they wanna fucking kill you. Rudy: What are you talking about? Terry: I have no idea... you're a good kid. (Ace Goodman) Terry: Um, because it's bad, don't ever do it. (Ace Goodman) Terry: Some wild kids we used to know. Rudy: Were you a wild kid? Terry: Not as wild as your mom. Rudy: Yeah, right... Terry: Oh, you don't believe me? Rudy: No. Terry: Ask her. Rudy: Mom, were you? Sammy: [long pause] No comment. (Ace Goodman) Ron: Well... it's a sin. (Ace Goodman) Sammy: Nowhere. I had dinner with my boss. Terry: Kind of a late dinner, ain't it? Sammy: Yeah. How was Rudy? Terry: Fine. He's asleep. Sammy: Did the plumber come? Terry: Yeah, the fucking plumber came! Sammy: Terry, just give me a break! Terry: What's the matter with you? Sammy: Nothing, I'm just tired. Terry: Wanna smoke some pot? Sammy: No I don't... why, you got some? (Ace Goodman) Sammy: You have got to be the worst manager we've ever had. The worst. Brian: I think this is just an issue we need to explore! Sammy: You explore it! I'm going back to work. (Ace Goodman) Rudy: It pushes on my neck. Terry: What? Rudy: It pushes on my neck, it's uncomfortable. Terry: Well, when someone slams into us and you go sailing through the windshield, that's liable to be uncomfortable, too. Now, put on a seat belt. (Ace Goodman) Rudy: Stupid. (Ace Goodman) Brian: I could use a tranquilizer. (Ace Goodman) Brian: I like paperwork. (Ace Goodman) [crowd takes up chant] La La Vasquez: Oh my God! Oh my God! The Lil Saints have won $50,000! I'm La La! I'm out of here! Peace, y'all! (Ace Goodman) [crowd cheers] Mr. Rad: Okay, let's settle down. Let's settle down, now. Now, by round of applause, you decide who the baddest crew is tonight. Let's hear it for Vick's crew. [cheers, applause] Mr. Rad: All right, let's hear it for David and Elgin's crew. [louder cheers] Mr. Rad: Well, well, well. Seems to me like the money in the hat goes to David and Elgin. (Ace Goodman) Liyah: It's David. Beautifull: I know. David: Excuse me, Miss. How are you? Beautifull: Now you see? That was much better. (Ace Goodman) | |
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