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Ringo: Which button? Old Fred: That button. Ringo: This button? [presses the button and is ejected] Ringo: Aaaahhhhh! Old Fred: That was the panic button. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Ringo: Yeah, I used to go out with his sister. Old Fred: His sister? Ringo: Yeah, Phyllis. (Ace Goodman) Kyun-woo: Because the reflection from the sunshine causes... The Girl: Wrong! It's to make me happy. I wanted it to be blue, so it's blue. You know why fire is hot? It's all for me. I wanted it to be hot, so it's hot. You know why we have four seasons here in Korea? Kyun-woo: For you? The Girl: Correct. (Ace Goodman) Kyun-woo: Cherry Jubilee... wait... I'll have Mango Tango... or Shooting Star... Jamonka Almond sounds good too... Okay, I'll just have Love Me. The Girl: Wanna die? Drink coffee! (Ace Goodman) Kip Kessler: You're not? Dave McCue: No. Kip Kessler: Why not? Dave McCue: Hey look, I'm not saying I wouldn't do her. (Ace Goodman) Seth: Ya big jerk. Roger Tibbado: Bitch! (Ace Goodman) Kip Kessler: Oh, you'll be fine. Jewel: But there's no script, right? What if I can't think of what to say or what to do? Dave McCue: Just take off your shirt. (Ace Goodman) Kip Kessler: Well, you know, strong language. Dave McCue: What about innuendo? Kip Kessler: I guess... If it's subtle. I'm mostly concerned about using off-color words. Dave McCue: What about "balls"? Kip Kessler: Well, it depends on the context. Dave McCue: "There's a turd on my balls." Kip Kessler: No. Dave McCue: But "turd" is okay? Kip Kessler: No. Dave McCue: How about "doody"? Kip Kessler: I guess - yeah, "doody" is all right. Dave McCue: "There's doody on my balls." Kip Kessler: Okay, no. Dave McCue: "There's doody on my package." Kip Kessler: No! What is this, an obsession? (Ace Goodman) Kip Kessler: Yeah, look, don't use improv against me. (Ace Goodman) Dave McCue: I can't believe she's not here. Kip Kessler: Well, maybe she's too busy "pole dancing" to bother to show up. Roger Tibbado: I thought she was a consultant. (Ace Goodman) James: Hey, it's an open audition. Abby Jamison: You're not auditioning. You're here to make me insane. James: What are you auditioning for, the part of psycho-bitch? Cause you had me at "hello." James: [Abby walks off the stage, chasing James into the lobby.] It's a shame the suggestion wasn't "tit flash at Creed concert", 'cause you would'a nailed that one. (Ace Goodman) | |
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