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John Lennon: Newer and bluer Meanies have been sighted in the vicinity of this theatre. There's only one way we can go out! George: How's that? John Lennon: Singing! (Ace Goodman) Police Officer: No, no, I would not. Ringo: Oh, yeah, didn't think you would. I could've sworn I saw a yellow submarine. But that's not logic now. Is it? It must've been one of them "Unidentified Flying Cupcakes". Or a figment of me imagination. But I don't have an imagination. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Jeremy: Old English, Middle, a dialect pure. George: Well, do you speak English? Jeremy: You know I'm not sure. Ringo: He's so smart he doesn't even remember what he knows! (Ace Goodman) Old Fred: Oh, bless you. Ringo: Did I sneeze? (Ace Goodman) Ringo: Yes, dey do. John: Dey do dough, don't dey? George: Yes, dey do. Ringo: Don't dey, dough? George: Dough? [Paul enters] John: Fa-la. Dat dough! (Ace Goodman) Ringo: I kind of like it the way it is. Submarine shape. (Ace Goodman) Paul: Can't be. It's got two eyes. John: Must be a "bi-cyclops" then. Ringo: There's another one. John: A whole "'cyclopedia"! (Ace Goodman) Max: Argentina? (Ace Goodman) John: ...Were your notices good? Jeremy: It's my policy never to read my reviews. (Ace Goodman) Ringo: I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach. (Ace Goodman) Old Fred: Oh, you mustn't do that now. Ringo: Can't help it. I'm a born "Liver-pooler." (Ace Goodman) Ringo: No thanks, don't need any. Old Fred: Won't you please, please help me! (Ace Goodman) Max: Yes, Your Blueness. Chief Meanie: WHAT? We Meanies only take "no" for an answer! Is that understood, Max? Max: No, Your Blueness! Chief Meanie: That's better. (Ace Goodman) [takes out a kite string with a wind-up mistaken for a motor] George: Here's the motor. Paul: And I've got a little [the word "love" comes out of his mouth] Paul: love. Ringo: [takes out a fake hole from his pocket] And I've got a hole in my pocket. George: A hole? Ringo: Well, half a hole anyway. I gave the rest to Jeremy. George: What can he do with half a hole? Paul: Fix it to keep his mind from wandering! (Ace Goodman) George: Must be from Kentucky, then. (Ace Goodman) Paul: That's not Father Christmas, that's Father Time. Ringo: How'd you know that? Paul: Well, I read it in a book. (Ace Goodman) George: We can't! Paul: It's Beatle-proof. John: Nothing is Beatle-proof! (Ace Goodman) Ringo: They look a little bit old for school. Paul: University then. Ringo: University of whales. John: They look like drop-outs to me. (Ace Goodman) | |
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