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Ace Ventura: Pleasure to meet you. Melissa: Did you have any trouble getting in? Ace Ventura: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle. (Ace Goodman) Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Man: Sounds broken. Ace Ventura: Most likely; I bet it was something nice, though. (Ace Goodman) Ronald Camp: Right over there. Ace Ventura: [groaning] I think it's the pate. Stuff probably looks better on the way out. (Ace Goodman) Ace Ventura: See that you do. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed. (Ace Goodman) Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 40 pounds... PORKIN' his wife. (Ace Goodman) Ace Ventura: It's ALIVE. IT'S ALIVE. (Ace Goodman) Lois Einhorn: And? Ace Ventura: Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter. (Ace Goodman) Ace Ventura: Oh yeah? And you're ugly. (Ace Goodman) Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then. (Ace Goodman) Ace Ventura: If it gets cold enough. (Ace Goodman) [a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head] Ace Ventura: ...and a clean pair of shorts. (Ace Goodman) [Ace sucks in a huge breath of air] Ace Ventura: Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," The first and only pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American. Mr. Finkle: Are you another one of those "Hard Copy" guys? Ace Ventura: No Sir, I'm just a very big Finkle fan, This is my Graceland. (Ace Goodman) Ace Ventura: Is it number one or number two? I just want to know how much time I have. (Ace Goodman) Ace Ventura: New England clam chowder. Woodstock: Is that the red or the white? Ace Ventura: Ah, I can never remember that. White. [Door opens] Ace Ventura: Yes. (Ace Goodman) Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else. Mr. Shickadance: Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura... [coughs in Ace's face] Mr. Shickadance: ... you owe me rent. Ace Ventura: Mr. Shickadance, I told you - you're my first priority. I'm on a very big case right now. Check this out. [shows him a flyer] Ace Ventura: That's a true Albino pigeon. Some rich guy lost it. He's offering a $25,000 reward. As soon as I find this bird, you're paid. Mr. Shickadance: I heard animals in there, Ventura. I heard 'em again this mornin' scratchin' around. Ace Ventura: I never bring my work home with me, sir. Mr. Shickadance: Oh yeah? What's all this pet food for? Ace Ventura: Fiber. (Ace Goodman) Ace Ventura: I'm in Psychoville and Finkle's the Mayor. (Ace Goodman) Dan Marino: No, no kill him. Ace Ventura: No kill him. He held the ball wrong, remember? Come on, look at the guy. [Lt. Einhorne shoots into the air] Dan Marino: Whimp. Ace Ventura: Jock. Dan Marino: Cry-baby. Ace Ventura: Muscle-head. Lois Einhorn: SHUT UP. (Ace Goodman) Reporter: Who's That? Ace Ventura: Heinz Getwellvet. I am trainer of dolphins. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me. Reporter: What happened to the other trainer? Ace Ventura: Vat happened to him? Vat happened to me? Seven years I am mit Siegfried. [he holds up only four fingers] Ace Ventura: Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming mit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I'm gone. Reporter: [skeptically] Where is Snowflake? Ace Ventura: Why do you care about de dolphin? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? [shouts] Ace Ventura: Do you have a dorsal fin? To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head und communicating. I am saying to Snowflake, "Kay kay kay kay?" und he is saying "Kay kay" und he is up on ze tail "Eeeeeeeeee!" und you can quote him! Roger Podacter: Let's got to that conference and let, uh, Heinz do his work? Ace Ventura: [shooing reporters] Go to de conference, go to it. (Ace Goodman) [mimics southern evangelist minister] Ace Ventura: I have exorcised the demons... this house is clear. (Ace Goodman) | |
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