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Zeus: [to man] Hey! Who was the 21st President? Man: Go fuck yourself! (Ace Goodman) John McClane: Oh yes, I understand. I understand that you're a fucking wacko who likes to play kids' games. That's what I understand Simon: Hahdly. John McClane: [imitating Simon] Hahdly? Who are you then, someone I set up? What did you do? Shoplifting? Purse-snatching? [pauses and puts hand over the receiver] John McClane: Cross-dressing? What? Simon: You c-c-c- couldn't catch me if I stole your ch-ch-ch-ch chair with you in it! John McClane: My ch-ch-ch-ch chair with me in it? Well, this is very interesting. Let me ask you a question bone head. Why did you try to k-k-k-k-k kill me? (Ace Goodman) Joe Lambert: [reading a rap sheet] Simon, Robert E. Convicted of kidnapping and extortion, 10 to 15. Served 7 years on good behavior. Released on parole two months ago. John McClane: Bob Simon is a bankrupt businessman who kidnapped his partner's daughter. He's a fuck-up, not a psycho. The guy we're looking for is nuts. (Ace Goodman) Zeus: Yeah. John McClane: I threw his little brother off the thirty-second floor of Nakatomi Towers out in L.A. I guess he's a little pissed at me. Zeus: You mean to tell me that I'm caught up in all this shit because some white cop threw some white asshole's brother off a roof? (Ace Goodman) | |
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John McClane: You can't do it that way you dumb, motherfucking...! Zeus: Say it! Say it! John McClane: Say what? Zeus: You were going to call me a nigger, weren't you? John McClane: No I wasn't! Zeus: Yes you were! What were you gonna call me? John McClane: Asshole! How's that, asshole! (Ace Goodman) Zeus: Is this one of those black things again? (Ace Goodman) John McClane: You know, you're the first woman since Holly to see me do this. Connie Kowalski: I'm honored... John McClane: Yeah, so was she. (Ace Goodman) Inspector Cobb: Simon says you got to go. Zeus: I'm not jumping through hoops for some psycho! That's a white man, with white problems. You deal with him. Call me when he crosses 110th Street. (Ace Goodman) Inspector Cobb: We'll be back to pick you up in fifteen minutes. John McClane: Take your time. I expect to be dead in four. (Ace Goodman) Inspector Cobb: Pigeons? Simon: I had two pigeons, bright and gay, fly from me the other day. Why is it they did go? You cannot tell, you do not know. Inspector Cobb: You mean McClane? Simon: No, I mean Santa Claus. (Ace Goodman) Simon: [on a phone] Rear guard, you can close up now. [pauses, not getting an answer] Simon: We've reached the dam, you can come up now... [pauses again, no answer] Simon: Nils? You can close in now. Nils? John McClane: [on the guard's phone] Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, fuck-head. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys at the bank? They're gonna be a little late. Simon: [on the phone] John... in the back of the truck you're driving, there's 13 billon dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question? John McClane: [on the phone] Yeah, I got a deal for you. Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass. Simon: [on the phone] How colorful. (Ace Goodman) John McClane: I've got bad news for ya, you're only dying with me. Zeus: How the hell do you know? John McClane: I know the man, I know the family. The only thing better than blowing up $100 billion worth of gold is making people think you did. (Ace Goodman) John McClane: You know how to hot-wire this thing? Zeus: Of course I can, I'm an electrician. Only problem is... [Zeus starts the ignition with his pliers] Zeus: ...it takes too fuckin' long. (Ace Goodman) Zeus: How do Catholics do their thing? John McClane: North, South, West, East. (Ace Goodman) Joe Lambert: No, it's John's landlady - gonna clean up his apartment. (Ace Goodman) [Flashback to Hans Gruber falling from Nakatomi Towers] John McClane: It rings a bell, yeah. (Ace Goodman) John McClane: Yeah well don't, I'm an asshole. Zeus: What are you talking about now? John McClane: I lied to you, Zeus. Zeus: About what? John McClane: You remember I said Weiss found that bomb up in Harlem? Zeus: Yeah. John McClane: They found it down in Chinatown. Zeus: Oh. Oh now that's low, even for a white motherfucker like you. John McClane: I told you I was an asshole. (Ace Goodman) Zeus: Wait a minute, wait a minute, it's a trick! I forgot about the man. John McClane: Man? What man? Fuck the man! I got ten seconds here! Zeus: The riddle begins, "As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives!" John McClane: So? Zeus: So, the guy and his wives aren't going anywhere. John McClane: What are they doing? Zeus: Sitting in the fucking road! Waiting on the moors! How the hell should I know? (Ace Goodman) John McClane: Good morning. Zeus: You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says "I hate niggers" has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking. John McClane: [yawns] Zeus: Hey! I'm talking to you! Now you've got about ten seconds before those guys see you, and when they do they will kill you. Do you understand? You're about to have a very bad day. John McClane: Tell me about it. (Ace Goodman) | |
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