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Med Student 2: Why would you say that? Med Student 1: Well, didn't you say you needed "a hand" to help you study? (Ace Goodman) Vet: They do what's right. Ludovic: No,they get drunk. To good men. Vet: Ludovic, tell me, what did you do before you got into this lets say zoo buisness? (Ace Goodman) Derek Zoolander: You're excused, and I'm not your bra! (Ace Goodman) | |
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Derek Zoolander: [thoughtfully looking up and mouthing the words silently] ... fall off the horse... Maury Ballstein: [looking to supply finish] ... we... get back on the horse! Derek Zoolander: Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast. (Ace Goodman) Todd: [handing Mugatu the phone] It's Maury. Mugatu: [to Maury] Tell me something good. (Ace Goodman) Derek Zoolander: Fine. Hansel: Why you been acting so messed up towards me? Derek Zoolander: Why you been acting so messed up towards me? Hansel: Well, you go first. (Ace Goodman) Larry Zoolander: How? With your male modeling? Prancing around in your underwear with your weiner hanging out for everyone to see? (Ace Goodman) Maury Ballstein: God? What the shit are you talkin' about. It's me, Maury. (Ace Goodman) Matilda: What? Derek Zoolander: I can't sleep with you OK? My head is killing me... Matilda: What are you talking about? Derek Zoolander: OK, if you just want to fool around or... Matilda: WAIT! I don't want to sleep with you! (Ace Goodman) Matilda: Done it in a while, yeh. Hansel: Now, what's a while? Like, eight days? (Ace Goodman) Matilda: What? Derek Zoolander: A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was? (Ace Goodman) | |
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