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Smiley: Mr. President, the American people will buy whatever we tell them to. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Edwin S. Simon, NBS News Anchor: It is the height of six American football fields, or five Canadian football fields. As if Canadian football really counts. (Ace Goodman) Kabral: Got me. I never saw a white one that size. (Ace Goodman) Honey: You smell anything? Roy Boy: No. Honey: Exactly. Canada! (Ace Goodman) Boomer: Hold it right there, Canuck! RCMP Officer at Headquarters: Who are you? Boomer: I'm your worst nightmare. I'm a citizen with a constitutional right to bear arms! (Ace Goodman) Boomer: The capital Toronto. RCMP Officer at Headquarters: No, the capital of Canada is Ottawa. Boomer: Yeah, right. Do we look that stupid? Ottawa! Roy Boy: Nice try, Dudley. (Ace Goodman) Highway Patrolman: Le Quebecois. Boomer: Huh? Highway Patrolman: You know. Wine drinkers. Pea soup eaters. French Canadians! (Ace Goodman) Candy Striper at Canadan Hospital: ...2006! (Ace Goodman) Roy Boy: It's beautiful. Like no other city I've ever seen. It's like Albany. Only cleaner. (Ace Goodman) Honey: If you say "please" one more time, I'm gonna let you have it! (Ace Goodman) R.J. Hacker, President of Hacker Dynamics: If you can call Canada foreign. Smiley: Or a country. (Ace Goodman) [pause] Boomer: Hey, did anyone see "Dirty Dancing"? Now that was a good movie. (Ace Goodman) General Panzer: Ooh boy! Scare the shit out of everyone. Even me, sir! U.S. President: Jesus, is this the best you could come up with? What about, ya know, international terrorism? General Panzer: Well, sir, we're not going to re-open missile factories just to fight some creeps running around in exploding rental cars, are we, sir? (Ace Goodman) | |
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