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Annie: Six. June: Squish. Hunyack: Unh-uh. Velma Kelly: Cicero. Mona: Lipschitz. (Ace Goodman) Velma Kelly: And then some. Bailiff: Take a seat. Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison: Would you state your name for the record, please? Velma Kelly: Velma Kelly. Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison: Ms. Kelly, would you please tell the court if the object that I am holding is the one you happened to come across in the defendant's jail cell? Velma Kelly: Yes, it is. Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison: I submit this as Exhibit X - Roxie Hart's diary! Billy Flynn: I object! My client has never held a diary! And even if she did, this would be... invasion of privacy, and violation of the fourth amendment, and... and illegal search without a warrant! Roxie Hart: Yeah, AND she broke the lock! (Ace Goodman) Judge: Sustained. Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison: Your Honor, I haven't even asked a question yet. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Billy Flynn: Cut out God. Stay where you're better acquainted. (Ace Goodman) Amos Hart: Hope I didn't take up too much of your time. (Ace Goodman) Amos: What a sap I was. (Ace Goodman) Amos Hart: She's got him covered in a sheet and she's telling me this cock-and-bull story about this burgular, and how I ought to say it was me 'cuz I was sure to get off. 'Help me Amos', she says, 'it's my Goddamn hour of need'. [talking over Roxie's singing] Amos Hart: That cheap little tramp. So she's been two-timing me, huh? Well I'm through protecting her; she can swing for all I care! Boy, I'm down at the garage working my butt off 14 hours a day and she's out there munching on bon-bons and tramping around like some Goddamn floozy! Thought she could pull the wool over my eyes? Well, I wasn't born yesterday. I tell ya there are some things a man just can't take, and this time she pushed me too far. That little chiseler. Boy what a sap I was! (Ace Goodman) Roxie: Yeah, that and a dime. What are you doing here? Velma Kelly: I heard you been, uh, making the rounds. Roxie: Yeah, well, if it was up to you I'd be swinging by now. Velma Kelly: Come on, I always knew Billy'd get you off. You should learn how to put things behind you. Roxie: Oh, thank you. I'll put that at the top of my list. Right after finding a job and an apartment with a john. (Ace Goodman) [pretends to faint] Billy Flynn: Someone open this door immediately! Ms. Sunshine: Oh, my God! Roxie! What is it, dear? Roxie: Oh! Oh! Oh, no no no. Don't, don't worry about me. Oh, I only hope the fall didn't hurt the baby. Matron Mama Morton: Baby? Velma Kelly: Cheat! (Ace Goodman) | |
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