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Willy Wonka: To lock in moisture. [primps hair] (Ace Goodman) Mr. Salt: Veruca, the only thing you're getting today is a bath, and that's final! (Ace Goodman) | |
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Willy Wonka: Exactly! Veruca Salt: That doesn't make any sense. Willy Wonka: For your information, little girl, whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Everybody knows that. (Ace Goodman) Willy Wonka: Not once. (Ace Goodman) Mr. Teavee: [horrified] Taffy puller? Willy Wonka: Hey, that was my idea! (Ace Goodman) Mr. Salt: Veruca dear, you have many marvelous pets. Veruca Salt: All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle, and a silly old hamster! I WANT a SQUIRREL! (Ace Goodman) Grandma Georgina: Despicable. Grandpa George: You don't know what we're talking about. Grandma Georgina: [pause] Dragonflies? (Ace Goodman) Mr. Teavee: Most of the time, I don't know what he's talking about. I mean, kids today, what with all the technology... Mike Teavee: [blasting enemies in a video game] Die! Die! Die! Mr. Teavee: ...doesn't seem like they stay kids very long. (Ace Goodman) Willy Wonka: It must be from all those dog-gone cocoa beans. Hey, by the way, did you guys know that chocolate contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins? Gives one the feeling of being in love. Mrs. Beauregarde: [flirtily] You don't say? (Ace Goodman) Willy Wonka: Ha ha ha, wasn't that just magnificent? I thought it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part, but that finale... Wow! (Ace Goodman) [Runs into elevator and falls] Willy Wonka: [Getting up] Speed things along. (Ace Goodman) Mr. Salt: Parents? Willy Wonka: Yeah! Moms and dads! [expression darkens] Willy Wonka: Dad? Papa? (Ace Goodman) Grandpa Joe: But do you really mean...? Willy Wonka: Yeah, I do! Grandpa Joe: But it's made of glass! It'll smash into a million pieces! [Willy giggles] (Ace Goodman) Charlie Bucket: You did? Grandma Josephine: He did. Grandpa George: He did. Grandma Georgina: I love grapes. (Ace Goodman) Charlie Bucket: No, but he's overdue. (Ace Goodman) Grandma Georgina: [after a moment] Dragonflies? (Ace Goodman) Willy Wonka: There is no other way. It's television not telephone, it's quite different. (Ace Goodman) Willy Wonka: That pipe happens to go to a room where I make the most delicious kind of strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge. Mrs. Gloop: Then he will be made into strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge? They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world? Willy Wonka: No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus-flavoured chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew. No one would buy it. (Ace Goodman) | |
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