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Diamonds never leave you... men do! (Augustus )
I think men are afraid to be with a successful woman, because we are terribly strong, we know what we want and we are not fragile enough. (Augustus )
I've always been the breadwinner and men don't like that. They turn on you. They bite the hand that feeds them. Eventually, too, they become very jealous of the love one has with an audience. (Augustus )
It's hard for a man to live with a successful woman - they seem to resent you so much. Very few men are generous enough to accept success in their women. (Augustus )
I don't really trust men who claim they are not interested in porn. (Augustus )
Straight men need to be emasculated. I'm sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once. (Augustus )
Effeminate men intrigue me more than anything in the world. I see them as my alter egos. I feel very drawn to them. I think like a guy, but I'm feminine. So I relate to feminine men. (Augustus )
I live for meeting with men in suits. I love them because I know they had a really boring week and I walk in there with my orange velvet leggings and drop popcorn in my cleavage and then fish it out and eat it. I like that. I know I'm entertaining them, and I know that they know. (Augustus )
You always fall for the rascal or the guy who's got a little bit of the devil in him. You can't help it. (Augustus )
Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries. (Augustus )
It's not necessary, in order to be a complete person, that I have a man. It's not the end-all, be-all of my life. (Augustus )
I'm attracted to guys who are really confident and make conversation. (Augustus )
Boys frustrate me. I hate all their indirect messages, I hate game playing. Do you like me or don't you? Just tell me so I can get over you. (Augustus )
Why would I cry over a boy? I would never waste my tears on a boy. Why waste your tears on someone who makes you cry? (Augustus )
There's no such thing as a perfect guy. I think it would be strange if somebody was absolutely everything you always wanted, because then there'd be no challenge. Also, you'd feel inferior. (Augustus )
I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out. (Augustus )
I'm good at being sarcastic with guys. They don't want the quiet, prissy little things. (Augustus )
Morgan Freeman , Sean Connery , Robert Redford , Michael Caine . I have this thing for older men. They've been around and know so much. (Augustus )
I just love men. (Augustus )
I understand men much better than most women I know. (Augustus )
It's a boy's world on JAG. (Augustus )
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