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Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and fragile. Men, not women, are the weaker sex. (Augustus )
Man is the only animal of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid of. (Augustus )
The male function is to produce sperm. We now have sperm banks. (Augustus )
Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one. (Augustus )
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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. (Augustus )
Since I am a man, my heart is three or four times less sensitive, because I have three or four times as much power of reason and experience of the world -- a thing which you women call hard-heartedness. As a man, I can take refuge in having mistresses. The more of them I have, and the greater the scandal, the more I acquire reputation and brilliance in society. (Augustus )
Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly. (Augustus )
One of the things being in politics has taught me is that men are not a reasoned or reasonable sex. (Augustus )
No man flatters the woman he truly loves. (Augustus )
All men are two meters tall... give or take a meter. (Augustus )
The intimate revelations of young men, or at least the terms in which they express them, are usually plagiaristic and marred by obvious suppressions. (Augustus )
What God wants are men great enough to be small enough to be used. (Augustus )
There is hardly an American male of my generation who has not at one time or another tried to master the victory cry of the great ape as it issued from the androgynous chest of Johnny Weissmuller, to the accompaniment of thousands of arms and legs snapping during attempts to swing from tree to tree in the backyards of the Republic. (Augustus )
I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign. (Augustus )
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without. (Augustus )
Men are like sheep, of which a flock is more easily driven than a single one. (Augustus )
How dwarfed against his manliness she sees the poor pretension, the wants, the aims, the follies, born of fashion and convention! (Augustus )
The Ideal Man should talk to us as if we were goddesses, and treat us as if we were children. He should refuse all our serious requests, and gratify every one of our whims. He should encourage us to have caprices, and forbid us to have missions. He should always say much more than he means, and always mean much more than he says. (Augustus )
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Augustus )
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. (Augustus )
Man has been called a rational being, but rationality is a matter of choice - and the alternative his nature offers him is: rational being or suicidal animal. Man has to be man - by choice; he has to hold his life as a value - by choice; he has to learn to sustain it - by choice; he has to discover the values it requires and practice his virtues - by choice. (Augustus )
Man - a creature created at the end of a workweek when God was tired. (Augustus )
Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal. (Augustus )
I love men who make me laugh. (Augustus )
I love the fact British men act cool whatever the situation so I'm planning to recruit there. (Augustus )
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