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Quotes about marriage
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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. (Autry Alan)
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. (Autry Alan)
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked. (Autry Alan)
My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met! (Autry Alan)
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. (Autry Alan)
I think like any marriage, especially when youve had divorced parents like myself, youd want to try even harder to make it work. (Autry Alan)
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age -- as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. (Autry Alan)
So that ends my first experience of matrimony, which I always thought a highly over-rated performance. (Autry Alan)
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. (Autry Alan)
Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning. (Autry Alan)
Marriage as an institution developed from rape as a practice. Rape, originally defined as abduction, became marriage by capture. Marriage meant the taking was to extend in time, to be not only use of but possession of, or ownership. (Autry Alan)
Marriage is socialism among two people. (Autry Alan)
Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest. (Autry Alan)
I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. (Autry Alan)
Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as are out wish to get in? (Autry Alan)
The betrothed and accepted lover has lost the wildest charms of his maiden by her acceptance. She was heaven while he pursued her, but she cannot be heaven if she stoops to one such as he! (Autry Alan)
When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into -- matrimony. (Autry Alan)
When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on. (Autry Alan)
One fool at least in every married couple. (Autry Alan)
There is a French saying: Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love. (Autry Alan)
Married life requires shared mystery even when all the facts are known. (Autry Alan)
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. (Autry Alan)
One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. (Autry Alan)
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. (Autry Alan)
An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife. (Autry Alan)
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