golf quotes

• “All I do is play music and golf -- which one do you want me to give up?” (Willie Nelson) [music/golf/give]
• When I am working it is up early and coffee and 15 hours of being on the set. When I am not working, it is up late and coffee, golf or softball and hopefully a ball game on the television. (Mackenzie Astin) [being/golf/television]
• “I'm now unemployed. It's a weird feeling with no work, but at least there's still golf. Standup comedy is like my core, it's what I do. But I want to be a pro golfer. It's a love/hate relationship with golf. I can come away feeling so serene, and yet, it's the thing that I can let get to me to throw a club and say curses that don't even exist. I'm obsessed with something that won't let me master it. I don't know ... I need therapy.” (Ray Romano) [weird/feeling/golf/golf]
• “It's such an unpredictable game. I'm just praying to the golf gods.” (Catherine Zeta-Jones) [golf]
• “Yes, but my golf is ugly.” (Catherine Zeta-Jones) [golf]
• I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs. (Delta Burke) [golf]
• I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly. (Sean Connery) [wife/golf/speak/english]
• You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the US Open Golf Tournament. (Sean Connery) [thing/golf]
• One thing that golf teaches you is humility. (Robert Wagner) [thing/golf/humility]
• I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week. (Eric Bristow) [charity/golf]

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