golf quotes

• You drank beer, you played golf, you watched football - WE EVOLVED! (Frank Zappa) [beer/golf]
• It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. (Hank Aaron) [golf]
• Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. (Winston Churchill) [golf/weapons]
• If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. (Paul Gallico) [golf/willpower]
• My attitude toward punctuation is that it ought to be as conventional as possible. The game of golf would lose a good deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. You ought to be able to show that you can do it a good deal better than anyone else with the regular tools before you have a license to bring in your own improvements. (Ernest Hemingway) [attitude/golf]
• Broadway, such as I see it now and have seen it for twenty-five years, is a ramp that was conceived by St. Thomas Aquinas while he was yet in the womb. It was meant originally to be used only by snakes and lizards, by the horned toad and the red heron, but when the great Spanish Armada was sunk the human kind wriggled out of the ketch and slopped over, creating by a sort of foul, ignominious squirm and wiggle the cunt-like cleft that runs from the Battery south to the golf links north through the dead and wormy center of Manhattan Island. (Henry Miller) [human/golf]
• Golf is a good walk spoiled. (Mark Twain) [golf]
• Did golf lead to the demise of my marriage? It might have. I got so selfish. Serious tunnel vision. (Gabrielle Reece) [golf]
• I don't have a life, I really don't. I'm as close to a nun as you can be without the little hat. I'm a golf nun. (Gabrielle Reece) [life/golf]
• I never once felt golf was more important than Laird or my marriage. I just didn't do a great job of balancing so many different things - strong personalities, busy schedules, hectic careers, living in two places. (Gabrielle Reece) [golf/more/marriage]
• I'm on the verge of a full-blown golf meltdown. (Gabrielle Reece) [golf]
• The timing of golf only added to an already difficult juggling act. (Gabrielle Reece) [golf]
• Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. (Adam Sandler) [golf]
• When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth. (Bernie Mac) [chance/golf/people/take]
• The wonderful thing about golf for a director is that it is inherently cinematic and dramatic. In a tournament the golfers are like gunslingers. (Bill Paxton) [thing/golf/director]
• I know he's been into golf for a while, he's like a 3-handicap. I saw him at a hotel before the Super Bowl several years ago and he was reading a golf magazine. (Carson Daly) [golf/reading/golf]
• Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too. (Chris Rock) [people/golf/take]
• I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball. (Dennis Quaid) [more/golf]
• It's the most beautiful setting in golf and you get to play with the best players in the world. It puts pressure on your game and it makes you that much better. It's just a magical setting. (Dennis Quaid) [golf]
• I think in twenty years I'll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president jokes and golf shit. It scares me. (Eddie Murphy) [think/president/golf]
• It was really difficult to get any golf matches because everybody was already booked up. (Jack Black) [golf]
• He is a great gentleman. He is kind of like the teacher and I am the mouth of the golf coaching squad. (Jack Black) [golf/coaching]
• I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago. (James Caan) [golf]
• Golf takes me out of the crap of a sick world. Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer. (James Woods) [golf]
• I want to get beyond the courtesy stage. My father and I have a ritual: Whenever I go home, we play golf together. (Kyle MacLachlan) [stage/housing/golf]
• We only get Mondays off, and I've been trying to play as much golf as possible. (Kyle MacLachlan) [golf]
• I started to slow down. And I couldn't do all the things that I love to do - like play golf two or three times a week. (Lee Majors) [love/golf]
• “Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.” (Sylvester Stallone) [golf]
• “Look at Ernie's foundation in South Africa, ... bringing struggling kids to golf. There's one kid now who has an immense amount of talent. His name is Matthew Kent. I think he's 18.” (Julia Roberts) [golf/amount/talent/think]
• At one point, I had 14 pairs of golf shoes. (Tea Leoni) [point/golf]
• The real beauty of it - key to my life was playing key chords on a banjo. For somebody else it may be a golf club that mom and dad put in their hands or a baseball or ballet lessons. Real gift to give to me and put it in writing. (Vince Gill) [beauty/life/golf/give]

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