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Quotes about golf
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A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting. (Wagner Robert)
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. (Wagner Robert)
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. (Wagner Robert)
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? (Wagner Robert)
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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. (Wagner Robert)
I throw a ball and get paid for it. Others do it by throwing the bull. (Wagner Robert)
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. (Wagner Robert)
Elderly gentlemen, gentle in all respects, kind to animals, beloved by children, and fond of music, are found in lonely corners of the downs, hacking at sandpits or tussocks of grass, and muttering in a blind, ungovernable fury elaborate maledictions which could not be extracted from them by robbery or murder. Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behavior not otherwise excusable. (Wagner Robert)
A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting. (Wagner Robert)
Magellan went around the world in 1521, which is not too many strokes when you consider the distance. (Wagner Robert)
The pressure makes me more intent about each shot. Pressure on the last few holes makes me play better. (Wagner Robert)
I used to get out there and have a thousand swing thoughts. Now I try not to have any. (Wagner Robert)
Golf is the pursuit of the infinite. (Wagner Robert)
All is fair in love and golf. (Wagner Robert)
Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. (Wagner Robert)
Golf is a fine relief from the tensions of office, but we are a little tired of holding the bag. (Wagner Robert)
Golf is a good walk spoiled. (Wagner Robert)
Life is a game but golf is serious. (Wagner Robert)
In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference. (Wagner Robert)
A day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. (Wagner Robert)
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. (Wagner Robert)
I don't have a life, I really don't. I'm as close to a nun as you can be without the little hat. I'm a golf nun. (Wagner Robert)
The timing of golf only added to an already difficult juggling act. (Wagner Robert)
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. (Wagner Robert)
I know he's been into golf for a while, he's like a 3-handicap. I saw him at a hotel before the Super Bowl several years ago and he was reading a golf magazine. (Wagner Robert)
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