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Quotes about golf
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A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting. (Pierce David Hyde)
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. (Pierce David Hyde)
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. (Pierce David Hyde)
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? (Pierce David Hyde)
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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. (Pierce David Hyde)
I throw a ball and get paid for it. Others do it by throwing the bull. (Pierce David Hyde)
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. (Pierce David Hyde)
Elderly gentlemen, gentle in all respects, kind to animals, beloved by children, and fond of music, are found in lonely corners of the downs, hacking at sandpits or tussocks of grass, and muttering in a blind, ungovernable fury elaborate maledictions which could not be extracted from them by robbery or murder. Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behavior not otherwise excusable. (Pierce David Hyde)
A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting. (Pierce David Hyde)
Magellan went around the world in 1521, which is not too many strokes when you consider the distance. (Pierce David Hyde)
The pressure makes me more intent about each shot. Pressure on the last few holes makes me play better. (Pierce David Hyde)
I used to get out there and have a thousand swing thoughts. Now I try not to have any. (Pierce David Hyde)
Golf is the pursuit of the infinite. (Pierce David Hyde)
All is fair in love and golf. (Pierce David Hyde)
Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. (Pierce David Hyde)
Golf is a fine relief from the tensions of office, but we are a little tired of holding the bag. (Pierce David Hyde)
Golf is a good walk spoiled. (Pierce David Hyde)
Life is a game but golf is serious. (Pierce David Hyde)
In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference. (Pierce David Hyde)
A day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. (Pierce David Hyde)
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. (Pierce David Hyde)
I don't have a life, I really don't. I'm as close to a nun as you can be without the little hat. I'm a golf nun. (Pierce David Hyde)
The timing of golf only added to an already difficult juggling act. (Pierce David Hyde)
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. (Pierce David Hyde)
I know he's been into golf for a while, he's like a 3-handicap. I saw him at a hotel before the Super Bowl several years ago and he was reading a golf magazine. (Pierce David Hyde)
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