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Physician, heal thyself. (Allen Mel)
Every invalid is a physician. (Allen Mel)
If the doctor cures, the sun sees it; if he kills, the earth hides it. (Allen Mel)
There are more old drunkards than old physicians. (Allen Mel)
Temperance and labor are the two real physicians of man. (Allen Mel)
The doctor learns that if he gets ahead of the superstitions of his patients he is a ruined man; and the result is that he instinctively takes care not to get ahead of them. (Allen Mel)
Every doctor will allow a colleague to decimate a whole countryside sooner than violate the bond of professional etiquette by giving him away. (Allen Mel)
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. (Allen Mel)
He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think -- yes, it was three; I attended their funerals. (Allen Mel)
A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, And whom did you consult before coming to me? Only the village druggist, was the answer. And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you? asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman. Oh, replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, he told me to come and see you. (Allen Mel)
The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks. (Allen Mel)
Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing. (Allen Mel)
Men who are occupied in the restoration of health to other men, by the joint exertion of skill and humanity, are above all the great of the earth. They even partake of divinity, since to preserve and renew is almost as noble as to create. (Allen Mel)
I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age. (Allen Mel)
The majority of the diseases which the human family have been and still are suffering under, they have created by ignorance of their own organic health, and work perseveringly to tear themselves to pieces, and when broken down and debilitated in body and mind, send for the doctor and drug themselves to death. (Allen Mel)
For what Harley Street specialist has time to understand the body, let alone the mind or both in combination, when he is a slave to thirteen thousand a year? (Allen Mel)
I have no misconceptions about my dentist because when I go to my dentist I see what he does... Nobody can really understand the process of acting because... we don't want them to. (Allen Mel)
Any therapist I've ever met, I have a lot of friends from school who are, their lives are stinky. (Allen Mel)
We carefully thought out stuff. I spoke to a therapist, who I don't pay, who's a friend. I spoke with someone who works at the suicide hotline. (Allen Mel)
I'm gonna die, man. It's all over for me. I won't be coming out of this hospital. (Allen Mel)
But one led to two, two led to four, four led to eight, until at the end it was about 85 a day - the doctors could not believe I was taking that much. And that was just the valium - I'm not talking about the other pills I went through. (Allen Mel)
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