Woody Allen quotes Oscar nominee for 'Annie Hall' (1977) Born: 12/01/1935 Country: usa

• Eighty percent of success is showing up. (Woody Allen)
• A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. (Woody Allen) [think/think]
• If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. (Woody Allen) [god/give]
• Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never (Woody Allen) [people]
• Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. (Woody Allen) [capital/punishment/more/measure]
• Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. (Woody Allen) [mind/soul & body/soul & body/more]
• Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing Embraceable You in spats. (Woody Allen) [nature/exception]
• Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. (Woody Allen)
• Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one consider that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. (Woody Allen) [crime/america/office]

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