Woody Allen quotes Oscar nominee for 'Annie Hall' (1977) Born: 12/01/1935 Country: usa

• How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? (Woody Allen) [god]
• His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. (Woody Allen) [education/more]
• How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size? (Woody Allen) [find]
• I am at two with nature. (Woody Allen) [nature]
• Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. (Woody Allen)
• I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. (Woody Allen) [cheating]
• If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. (Woody Allen) [god/give]
• Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. (Woody Allen) [people/remember]
• It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. (Woody Allen) [bad/people/bad/more]
• Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. (Woody Allen) [life]
• Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. (Woody Allen) [money]
• More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly. (Woody Allen) [more/time/mankind/crossroads]
• My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. (Woody Allen) [life]
• Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. (Woody Allen) [god]
• On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. (Woody Allen) [plus/death]
• Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. (Woody Allen) [crime/america/office]
• Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. (Woody Allen) [willpower]
• I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. (Woody Allen) [wife]
• On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. (Woody Allen) [plus/death]
• What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. (Woody Allen)
• More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly. (Woody Allen) [more/time/mankind/crossroads]
• I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead. (Woody Allen) [willpower/food]
• Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable. (Woody Allen) [life]
• Marriage is the death of hope. (Woody Allen) [marriage/death]
• I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. (Woody Allen) [love]
• Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. (Woody Allen) [sex/love]
• Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. (Woody Allen) [sex]
• Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. (Woody Allen) [food/food]
• I am at two with nature. (Woody Allen) [nature]
• Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. (Woody Allen) [money]
• I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. (Woody Allen) [cheating]

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