Victor Borge quotes Born: 01/03/1909 Died: 00/00/2000 Country: denmark

• Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. (Victor Borge) [laughter/people]
• He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. (Victor Borge)
• Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. (Victor Borge)
• I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year. (Victor Borge)
• I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. (Victor Borge)
• I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. (Victor Borge)
• If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. (Victor Borge)
• Laughter is the closest distance between two people. (Victor Borge)
• My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. (Victor Borge)
• Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. (Victor Borge)
• The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. (Victor Borge)
• When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. (Victor Borge)

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