Steve Martin quotes His role in 'The Jerk' (1979) Born: 08/14/1945 Country: usa

• I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. (Steve Martin) [think/paper]
• Well, excuuuuuse me!!!! (Steve Martin)
• A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. (Steve Martin)
• Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! (Steve Martin)
• Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. (Steve Martin)
• Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty. (Steve Martin)
• Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. (Steve Martin)
• Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. (Steve Martin)
• I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. (Steve Martin)
• I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness. (Steve Martin)
• I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. (Steve Martin)
• I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. (Steve Martin)
• I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. (Steve Martin)
• Love is a promise delivered already broken. (Steve Martin)
• Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. (Steve Martin)
• The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready. (Steve Martin)
• There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. (Steve Martin)
• Well, excuuuuuse me! (Steve Martin)
• What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. (Steve Martin)
• When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well. (Steve Martin)
• You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies. (Steve Martin)

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