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Quotes of Sister" [1994] Movie: "Sister
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You don't own me. Lisa Landry: I am renting you for 21 years! Money doesn't grow on trees Tamera: Yeah if it did, I'd be outside rakin'. Hey, what's Hank doing here? Ray: That's Hank? Lisa Landry: He's sick, he's supposed to be in bed! [Hank starts kissing another woman] Ray: I think he's heading in that direction... Tamera, do I look like someone who would put on rollerblades, and skate around with someone named, Dinky Patterson? Tamera: Well, you look like me, and I'm going! | |
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You're not bothering me anymore, Roger. Roger: So? Tamera: That's bothering me! I kind of miss the way you used to follow me around and give me the creeps. Roger: We did have something special, didn't we? Tamera: Yeah, I guess we did. Roger: Well, we can get it back if we try. Tamera: What about Tia? Roger: Don't worry your little head... I'll just let her down gently. [Tia walks in] Roger: Tia, you're toast! You smell like puppies. Tamera: No I don't! Tia Mowry: Doesn't that cute guy work at the pet store? You've been down there today, haven't you? Tamera: Darn right I have, Tia! And we bottle fed the hamsters together! Chilli T: Wait a minute... the studio sent a couple of teenage girls to be my driver? Tamera: Yes... Chilli T: Cool, they got my memo! I read in the 'Wossuuuup' magazine that Chilli *never* says no to a fan in need. Young Fan: Excuse me Mr. Chilli, I'm a really big fan. Can I please have your autograph, pleeeeeaaase? Chilli T: Man, get away from me, get that thing outta my face! Today I destroyed an entire church! Tia Mowry: Well, my marriage to Michael's on the rocks! Lisa Landry: Huh, not even close. Tamera: I... I think I'm in love with Roger. Lisa and Tia: You win! [to Tyrek] You don't be buying nothing. You just been creep, creep, creeping around my store for the past weeks. You better buy something or get out of my store! [singing] Here comes the check, all dressed in green. Just call me Lisa, the money machine! Ray: Tamera is that dessert or... a desperate cry for help? You got all the art genes, the music genes, what genes are left for me? Tia Mowry: Well I have some ripped jeans in the closet upstairs. Tamera: And you got the joke genes too! Tia Mowry: [Reading it out] To my dearest nieces... Two words... 'Carpe Diem'. Tamera: To my dearest Uncle... Two words... 'Say what?' Tamera: Wow she's looking more and more like you every day. Roger: Yeah. [turns egg around] Roger: But I gave her your butt. Roger: Why don't we name her Talamika? That's Swahili for precious flower. Tamera: That's beautiful Roger how'd you know that? Roger: Coz I just made it up. On the way over I had a little accident... [hands him his mailbox] Ray: How'd you hit my mailbox? You don't even have a car. Lisa Landry: I was power walkin and I hit it with my purse! Doc, how are my girls? Tell me the worst! Hospital Janitor: Girl, the toilet bowl overflowed! Tia Mowry: Maybe it was just someone who looked like her. Tamera: [sarcastically] Oh, sure, maybe she has an identical twin sister somewhere that she doesn't know anything about... It was *her*, OK? [coming up with a song for his business] You need Ray, You need Ray, You need Ray! Lisa Landry: You need help, You need help, You need help! | |
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