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Quotes of Scooby-Doo?" [2002] Movie: "What's New

  • Velma Dinkley:
    [Velma just got a makeover from the makeover machine of the future] I feel like I got 10 pounds of make-up on, these shoes are too tight and?


    [sees herself in the mirror - she is in a tank top, tight pants, high heals, is without her glasses and has her hair done really nice]



    Velma Dinkley:
    ?Wow, I'm hot!

  • Fred 'Freddy' Jones:
    Du jour, du jour, du jour. I'm learning to talk French.



    Velma Dinkley:
    Badly.



    Daphne:
    Maybe you should start by just going "Oui, oui."



    Fred 'Freddy' Jones:
    I did that before we left the hotel.

  • Daphne:
    [disguised as her cousin] I hope this works. The family resemblance is uncanny.



    Velma Dinkley:
    So you look like Danica?



    Daphne:
    Yes, but, so does Uncle Julius when *he's* in heels.

  • Nancy Chang:
    And how will these high profile games be affected by the loss of Olympic Bronze Medalist, Chris Klug, under mysterious circumstances?



    Bruce Wilkenson:
    Nancy, I'm sure with a million dollars at stake the other competitors will be hungry for victory.



    Fred 'Freddy' Jones:
    Chris Klug injured?



    Velma Dinkley:
    Mysterious circumstances?



    Daphne:
    One million *dollars*.



    Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers:
    Hungry?

  • Daphne:
    Wow, these people sure know how to throw a dinner.



    Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers:
    That's good, cause I sure know how to catch one.

  • Daphne:
    Eww!



    Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers:
    What?



    Daphne:
    You're tracking in that gunk.



    Fred 'Freddy' Jones:
    Isn't that proof there's a real dinosaur?



    Daphne:
    No. Wait just a minute. This stuff is bat guano. It's the basis of many cosmetics.



    Velma Dinkley:
    Another good reason to keep my natural look.

  • Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers:
    Like, we're staying here? No way. No *way*.



    Velma Dinkley:
    Okay. You and Scooby can stay out here - *next* to the graveyard.



    Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers:
    Well, since either choice is like Creepsville I'll choose the one that might have a kitchen.

  • Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers:
    Hey check it out. Andy and Mandy make dandy candy.


    [laughs]



    Fred 'Freddy' Jones:
    That's handy.

  • Nancy Chang:
    Rufus Raucous, the magician the world watched perish on this very site, will return tonight; seemingly from the dead. Is this for real? I don't know. But I *do* know, I reported it first.

  • Fred 'Freddy' Jones:
    Hanging our things from vines. Great idea Daphne.



    Daphne:
    Something I remembered from Bonfire Girls. Keeps everything safe from mud, moisture and soldier ants.



    Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers:
    Not to mention lions, leopards and snakes.



    Scoobert 'Scooby' Doo:
    Oh my.

  • Daphne:
    Did you see the sea monster? It was huge and green and ugly all over.



    Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers:
    Sounds like that salad we had on the airplane.

  • Velma Dinkley:
    Are you thinking what I'm thinking?



    Daphne:
    That Maura's hairstyle is all wrong for her face?



    Velma Dinkley:
    That too but no.

  • [the Gang splits up to look for clues but in a new pairing]



    Fred 'Freddy' Jones:
    So, uh, did you see the game last night?



    Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers:
    Uh, I'm not really into sports.



    Fred 'Freddy' Jones:
    Oh, heh, yeah right.



    Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers:
    You wanna get some food?



    Fred 'Freddy' Jones:
    No thanks, I'm not hungry.



    Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers:
    Oookay.


    [both sigh]



    Fred 'Freddy' Jones:
    Next time we pair up like usual.



    Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers:
    Good plan.

  • Velma Dinkley:
    Wow. I thought you just collected toys.



    Harry Noze:
    No. I am also a most excellent toy maker. Check this out. I call her Crying Carrie.



    Daphne:
    Why do you call her -


    [the doll shrieks painfully]

  • Velma Dinkley:
    Never thought I'd see Scooby-Doo jump the shark.

  • Emperor Caesar Saladicus:
    Those who are about to fight, salute me! I am the Emperor Caesar Saladicus. Do you have any last requests?



    Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers:
    Hold the anchovies?

  • Daphne:
    Great idea to rent these mopeds Freddy.



    Fred 'Freddy' Jones:
    I'll never forget that guy's face when I said I wanted something that could outrace a chariot.



    Velma Dinkley:
    That's because your Italian meant "outrace a flying hamster".

  • Fred 'Freddy' Jones:
    Okay, here's the plan. Shaggy, you and Scooby create a diversion.



    Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers:
    Right.



    Fred 'Freddy' Jones:
    Daphne, you and Velma will jump over to the other side of the roof and get to that control panel.



    Velma Dinkley, Daphne:
    Check.



    Baseball Specter:
    What about me?



    Fred 'Freddy' Jones:
    Well, you're gonna make your way over to the -


    [Fred gasps then the Gang screams and runs away]

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