Ray Romano /Raymond Albert Romano/ quotes is an American actor, writer, and stand-up comedian, best known for his role on the sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond. Born: 12/21/1957 Country: usa

• “I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.” (Ray Romano)
• “If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.” (Ray Romano) [right]
• “If you ever want to go golfing, take Brad with you. He will make you look better, ... He came in dead last. There were 75 celebrities and pro athletes and he came in dead last.” (Ray Romano) [take/willpower/look]
• “He missed a shot and got frustrated and accidentally hit himself on the head with his own putter and needed stitches on the course. It was hysterical, ... He continued playing. He didn't get hurt. It wasn't serious.” (Ray Romano)
• “It was a shock to win, ... Even you guys - admit it - you thought 'Desperate Housewives' was going to win.” (Ray Romano)
• “Yeah, 'cause we don't like 'em!” (Ray Romano)
• “It is our swan song, and (winning) kind of symbolizes the closure at the end, and I miss it already. I'm gonna go bawl now.” (Ray Romano) [start]
• “We couldn't land right away there was a dog on the runway,” (Ray Romano) [land/right]
• “I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell,” (Ray Romano)
• “We want to recognize that it is the end of the show without really saying it. But we'll satisfy the audience's desire for a little heart.” (Ray Romano) [start/desire]
• “I don't know if I will do that, ... I love stand-up and I haven't given it up.” (Ray Romano) [willpower/love]
• “I feel very privileged that I am able to do something. All of us saw the images on TV and we said we can send money but we still wanted to contribute more.” (Ray Romano) [money]
• “I love standup and I haven't given it up.” (Ray Romano) [love]
• “We could send our money but we still feel we could contribute more.” (Ray Romano) [money]
• “I'm now unemployed. It's a weird feeling with no work, but at least there's still golf. Standup comedy is like my core, it's what I do. But I want to be a pro golfer. It's a love/hate relationship with golf. I can come away feeling so serene, and yet, it's the thing that I can let get to me to throw a club and say curses that don't even exist. I'm obsessed with something that won't let me master it. I don't know ... I need therapy.” (Ray Romano) [weird/feeling/golf/golf]
• “By the way, good luck, and if that does happen and you need the brother to make a guest appearance, I'm more than happy to help.” (Ray Romano) [luck//more]
• “We're good friends, but we hate each other. Last year, Kevin made the cut and I didn't. My show is over. Kevin's got a really big movie coming out. What else do I [got]?” (Ray Romano) [movie]
• “I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.” (Ray Romano) [love]
• “My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.” (Ray Romano) [wife/money/clothes]
• “We see another chapter in his life, you know, not to give it away. But he goes to another place. And, of course, there's a lot of adventure and craziness.” (Ray Romano) [life/give]

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